Carb MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Potions & Carb Cuts

drug therapy, Insulin sensitivity, dapagliflozin, diabetes management, SGLT-2 drug

join our epic minecraft server where we give you the power of SGLT-2 drugs and calorie restriction to achieve ultimate diabetes remission! imagine the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while also managing your blood sugar levels like a pro!

our players have reported insane levels of energy and focus after taking dapagliflozin, making them unstoppable in their quest to build the most epic structures and defeat the toughest mobs.

plus, with calorie restriction, you’ll be shedding those extra pounds in no time, giving you the agility and speed to outmaneuver any enemy that comes your way.

so come join us on our server and experience the ultimate combination of diabetes management and minecraft madness. who knew that fighting off skeletons could also help you fight off high blood sugar levels? only on our server!

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Carb Delayed, Muscle Strong

delayed, post-exercise nutrition, muscle glycogen storage, molecular responses, muscle fatigue

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on, like, the most insane adventures ever. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows.

if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero. you’ll also get a pet panda that can do backflips and tell jokes.

also, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a potato and be stuck in a dungeon forever. so, like, don’t be a potato, join our server and live your best life.

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BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

carb, linguistic diversity, linguaphiles, Chronicles, linguists

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

CreeperConvo, absurd statements, stupidity, ridiculous statements, brainless remarks

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

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Carb on Craft: Where Building Meets Underground Economies, Jobs, and Free Ranks! #MinecraftMadness

strategy, free, Caves, Underground, Challenges

CarbonCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP (Survival Multiplayer)	Team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes, build structures, explore caves, engage in PvP battles, and experience custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand into a paradise, overcome challenges, gather resources, unlock new gameplay dimensions, and compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP, play.carboncraft.xyz, in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features?	Yes, both SMP and Skyblock have custom enchantments and challenges to enhance gameplay.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server promotes teamwork, solo play is also allowed.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on the CarbonCraft server.

Crafty Carb Coma

Coma, tummy, tags, Mmmmm, Crafty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Craziness! #5446

Shun, Yukari, BlockyBaguette, Saori, Side Content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for a chance to meet Rumi, Mina, Shun, and Kokona in a hilarious rerun event where they take on dragons and tortoises for a better future!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki, and Yuzu as maids and bunny girls? Well, now’s your chance in our server’s exclusive event where they masquerade in a mansion and show off their essence of beauty!

And if that’s not enough, we have Limit Break Assaults, Grand Assaults, and even 2x Hards for those who want a challenge. Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter Hieronymus in an urban torment with special armor – it’s a sight you won’t forget! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Tiny, cozy Minecraft server to make new friends at, 1.16.5 Vanilla SMP

Server, Mods, Events, Vanilla, multiplayer

Matee Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’ve created a small smp server where people can play together, form friendships and have fun! As far as the rules go, it’s simple: don’t destroy or steal others’ stuff and be nice, then you can expect the same from others. You can login at mateeeminecraft.uk.to. If you don’t keep to the simple rules I’ve set here, expect to be banned.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server by logging in at mateeeminecraft.uk.to.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple: don’t destroy or steal others’ stuff and be nice to others.
What happens if I break the rules?	If you break the rules, you can expect to be banned from the server.

Krafty Krauts

Curiosity, questions, society, culture, Language

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and discover the secret world of Germans in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right – Germans in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to interact with virtual Germans, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in wacky German-themed events. From sausage eating contests to lederhosen fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a hidden underground beer garden on the server where you can party with pixelated Oktoberfest revelers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself if Germans really do Minecraft better! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

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Rosenblatt-fags RAGE QUIT Minecraft

Repository, Seething, coding, Frustration, strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft genie.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

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