Caravaggio Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	3260
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Dreamy Face Mine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Berry Bonanza Farm

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mines Excavated:	2502
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	281	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	231

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

WifeAggroCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	45286
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Farms Harvested:	305	New Chunks Explored:	117051

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!