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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3074 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6669 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
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