Car MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

pedals, Henry, Desktop, LEVERS, incel

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

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Car Craze City Minecraft Server

stroads, carcentric cities, Transportation, city design, China

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as chaotic as China’s carcentric cities? Look no further! Our server is full of STROADS and 6-lane streets that will make you question your sanity. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world designed for driving, not walking.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are confused. They’ll be driving cars instead of exploding, adding a whole new level of challenge to the game. And if you ever get tired of the madness, just ask us to explain why we should stop building carcentric cities – we’ll give you a hilarious answer that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to drive like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs walking when you can race through the streets of our Minecraft server like a pro? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

Companionship, RESPONSIBILITY, animal welfare, Animal Behavior, love for animals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Pick Up Chicks Minecraft Server

Country, European Cars, luxury car, relationships, chicks

Welcome to the most luxurious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine building your dream mansion out of diamond blocks while driving around in your very own virtual BMW or Benz. Yes, that’s right, we have virtual luxury cars for you to cruise around in because why walk when you can drive a sports car in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic animals you’ll ever find in the game. Want a pet unicorn? We’ve got it. How about a dragon to guard your castle? No problem. Our server is like a virtual zoo on steroids.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Fight against other players in epic arenas while riding on the back of a virtual T-Rex. It’s like Jurassic Park meets Gladiator, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at >BMW>Benz and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Luxury cars, exotic animals, and epic battles await you. See you in the game!

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Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CAR, Kissing, Legal, family friend

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

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Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

electricity, bus, nuclear waste, black hair, Japan

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

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CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

fear, Uniform, enforcement, Safety, Minecraft

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

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Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

future technology, Urban mobility, air travel, flying cars, futuristic vehicles

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

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NephewTrollBegone

noise, NephewTrollBegone, tumble, mocking, nephew

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

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UberCraft: No Random Homes

likes me, financial issues, UberCraft, crazy, home

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

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