CAR Minecraft Servers

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  • TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

    TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

    My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

    So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad’s credit score? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life, just like this guy escaped his dad’s financial schemes.

    With epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll forget all about family drama and focus on building your dream world. Plus, who needs to worry about paying for cancer treatments when you can be battling zombies and creepers instead?

    Join now and leave your real-life problems behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CoatSnatcherCraft

    CoatSnatcherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.

    Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.

    We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.

    So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrashCraft: Bike Lane vs Car Lane

    CrashCraft: Bike Lane vs Car Lane

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy stuff like flying pigs dat poop diamonds and llamas dat can do the macarena.

    but wait, dere’s more! we also got a secret underground lab where u can study da crash risk of cyclists and da impact of cyclists infrastructure on autonomous vehicles. yeah, we’re all about dat science stuff, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s like, da coolest zombie ever. he can even do da thriller dance like nobody’s business.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and learn some crazy stuff while u play, den dis minecraft server is da place for u. come join us and let’s have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBoyfriendBash

    BlockyBoyfriendBash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride of accusations, misunderstandings, and hat-related arguments!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game partner accuses you of harboring a mysterious hat in your virtual car. The drama unfolds as you frantically search for this elusive hat, only to discover it’s a child’s hat from a family outing weeks ago. But wait, there’s more!

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from confusion to anger to laughter. With unexpected twists and turns like this, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, who knows what other absurd situations you’ll find yourself in? Don’t miss out on the hat drama – join our server now and brace yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GamepassGrudge Minecraft Server

    GamepassGrudge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends who won’t chip in for game-pass because they’re saving up for a car? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cars don’t exist but fun and laughter do! We promise no guilt-tripping, just pure gaming joy. Plus, our virtual cars are way cooler than any real car your friend is saving up for. So hop on board and leave the real world behind, where friends actually contribute to the gaming experience. Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ProtestPuncherCraft

    ProtestPuncherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    YO YO YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE BEYONCE?!!

    LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.

    AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CarCraft – Return Policy Engaged

    CarCraft – Return Policy Engaged

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values trust and loyalty? Look no further than our server! Just like how this guy trusted his girlfriend with a car, only to have her sneak out for secret dates, our server promises to never betray your trust…unless it’s part of an epic prank war!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and forgiveness, just like this guy did with his sneaky girlfriend. Who knows, you might even end up selling your virtual car to your ex-best friend for a discounted price! It’s all about the drama and the laughs on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about trust, join us now! Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual car…and your virtual girlfriend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CarCraftControlLOL

    CarCraftControlLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of car ownership? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the drama of sharing cars with your spouse for 18 years.

    On our server, you can drive as many cars as you want without anyone controlling who can drive what. No more arguments over road tax and insurance – just pure freedom to drive wherever you please.

    Plus, if you ever feel trapped or stranded in-game, our community is here to support you. We won’t leave you stranded at events or force you to leave a funeral early just because someone needs a car for work.

    So join us now and experience the joy of owning your own car in Minecraft. No more lectures about car maintenance – just endless fun and freedom on our server. Who needs a shared car when you can have your own virtual fleet?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Super Dragon Land

    Super Dragon Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got pigs flying, zombies breakdancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha! It’s a madhouse up in here, but we love it! And guess what? Our favorite gag? The car! That’s right, we got cars in Minecraft now, zooming around like nobody’s business. So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for those dancing zombies, they’re a hoot! See you in the game, crazy gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP