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  • UncleIncelGamer420

    UncleIncelGamer420
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1752
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

    Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

    Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyConundrum

    CraftyConundrum
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 3133
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a college dorm room for your blocky adventures, but with less drama (hopefully). Join us and escape the real world where ex-wives bring their new boyfriends to college move-ins and cause chaos. Build your own virtual family with us and never worry about immature behavior ruining your special moments. Plus, we have motorcycles! Just kidding, it’s Minecraft. But seriously, join us and leave the real-life drama behind.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarCraftCapers

    CarCraftCapers
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6183
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Villages Defended: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Towns Built: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

    Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GetOutMyApartment Minecraft Server

    GetOutMyApartment Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1498
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living in a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

    Join us and experience the thrill of constantly having unexpected guests who overstay their welcome. Will they pay rent? Will they clean up after themselves? Will they have a seizure and guilt-trip you into letting them stay longer? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer the excitement of finding mysterious bags of trash under your guests’ clothes, just like a real-life treasure hunt. And don’t forget the thrill of spending $150 on a birthday meal for someone who doesn’t even contribute to the rent. It’s like a game of “Who’s the Real Asshole?” but with virtual blocks instead of real-life consequences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, join us now! Just be prepared for unexpected guests, guilt trips, and drama galore. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

    KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6808
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ores Mined: 6786
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

    Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

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  • End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

    End of Humanity Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7037
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1642 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

    Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

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  • Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2188
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

    New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8139
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Potions Brewed: 196 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 8243
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

    Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7624
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Ores Mined: 1312
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

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  • Unfriendly Minecraft Server

    Unfriendly Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Runes Activated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

    2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

    3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

    4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

    So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

    White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9413
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

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  • Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

    Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7013
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Crops Grown: 7256 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

    Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

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