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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3986 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 517 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.