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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6000 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!