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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3222 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Crops Grown: | 6606 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.