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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 489 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 8852 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world while battling against evil mobs and uncovering hidden treasures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hilarious characters like the Seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and tourists. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!