so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna hear about some crazy stuff happenin in new zealand? well, this server is perfect for u! imagine this: u log on and u see a bunch of teslas gettin spray painted by some pesky vandals. like, wtf, right? but wait, there’s more! the owners are too scared to even park their cars in public now. so, like, if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and just have a good time building stuff in minecraft, then join this server! plus, u never know what other wild news stories u might hear about while u play. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in minecraft form. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!
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SprayCraft Minecraft Server
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CarCrashRoomieNoMore
Are you tired of roommates who treat your car like a bumper car at the carnival? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own car out of blocks and never have to worry about dents or scratches again!Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life car borrowing drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only scratches you’ll find are from creepers exploding near your precious vehicle.
Don’t let your roommate’s reckless driving get you down – join our server and show off your car-building skills in a safe and dent-free environment. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the awkward conversations about who’s responsible for the damage ever again!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the car borrowing drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to build a virtual car than to deal with real-life car troubles caused by your roommate’s questionable driving skills.
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DriveByCraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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TeenCarCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in epic dance parties with creepers.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of spleef or a friendly TNT duel.
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a sneaky Enderman, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
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High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!
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CraftyCarClutchVsAuto
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as an automatic car? Well, hop on over to our server where we only drive manual! Why manual, you ask? Because automatic is for noobs, that’s why! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to shift into high gear on the craziest Minecraft server around!
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DadCraft: The Lecture Hall
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!
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Blinker Light Fails – LOL
join our minecraft server and never have to worry about blinker lights again! our server is so lit, you won’t even need blinkers in real life anymore.we have a special plugin that makes all your movements in the game look like you’re using blinker lights. it’s like driving a virtual car in minecraft!
plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even give you tips on how to fix your real life blinker lights. who knew playing minecraft could be so educational?
so come join us and say goodbye to bad blinker lights forever!
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AlarmingCraft: Not Just Another Car Alarm
come join our minecraft server, where the creepers are so dumb they think they’re just giving you a hug! the villagers are always getting stuck in trees because they’re too busy dancing to the funky music playing in the background. and don’t even get me started on the chickens, they’re all secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.also, did i mention that the diamonds in our server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. so not only can you mine for valuable resources, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive ender dragon.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and completely bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. just be sure to watch out for those mischievous car alarms – you never know when they might start blaring for no reason at all!
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DriveOrDieMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?