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Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this wack Minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, u basically support domestic violence. like, anyone who drives a volkswagen beetle is low-key promoting abuse. but if u join our server, u can help fight against that shiz. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s lit fam. come join the madness and help save the world, one pixel at a time. -
LineParkLulz
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking etiquette is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect spot next to the store, only to have a wild encounter with a car parked on the line. Will they ding your car? Will you be blamed for their poor parking skills? Only one way to find out!But that’s not all – our server is filled with mini-games inspired by this epic parking saga. Test your skills in the “Close Call Door Squeeze” challenge or try your luck in the “Line Parking Showdown”. Who knew parking could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of parking drama and outrageous encounters. Who needs boring old parking lots when you can have this much fun in our Minecraft server? See you there!
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ParkedNotStolen
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB! -
Horizon’s End
Horizon’s End – A Nation-Building Multiplayer Experience in Space!
IP horizonsend.net Horizon’s End is a Minecraft experience like no other – a nation-building game set in space! Horizon’s End is the latest and greatest server in the Minecraft space nations server genre, and offers a host of custom-coded gameplay mechanics, ranging from working custom-built starships (you can design them yourself!), to an easy-to-understand system of energy generation and use, to an intricate land claim management system for your city or nation – all to provide you with a game you’ll want to keep coming back to.
An expansive, custom map, featuring 7 systems and 18 worlds
Horizon’s End features a custom, high-quality map, offering a world of possibilities for you and your teammates to explore, settle, harvest resources, and stake claims. With 18 hand-crafted planets, ranging from craggy desert planets to verdant ocean worlds, there’s something for everyone! Fly your starship up past the world height, enter space, and reach any planet the game has to offer.
Land claims: settlements, nations, space stations!
Stake your claim with Horizon’s End’s custom, advanced land management system. Every planet on Horizon’s End is divided into a finite number of hand-drawn territories – and they’re yours for the taking!
- Need land for your projects? Join a settlement to have land all to yourself and your friends – build a city, a farm, an industrial complex, or anything your heart desires!
- Want to be part of something bigger? Have your settlement join a nation to be part of a collective of multiple settlements united in common purpose, with shared chat and land access!
- Need some room for a new project? Claim a nation outpost on any planet in the game to gain territory under the direct control of your nation.
- Want a place to call your own? Create a settlement zone within your settlement, where you can restrict access to only a limited selection of players, or even just one!
- Too cool to live on a planet? Claim a space station for yourself, your settlement, or your nation, and live your life on the final frontier!
Choose your path – the possibilities are endless!
Horizon’s End is an open-ended game – nobody can tell you what to do but yourself! Build a city with your friends, become a titan of industry, skill up at starship combat, haul cargo across the map for money, go rogue, or do anything else you can imagine – the world is yours.
- Design custom ships to do anything you want!
- Mine asteroids to extract huge quantities of ores!
- Haul cargo from trade city to trade city, profiting from the difference in prices!
- Sell your wares to other players on the Bazaar!
- Engage in geopolitics, form allies, and outmaneuver your enemies!
- Build expansive electrical infrastructure to meet your city’s needs!
- Construct industrial farms to produce crops and building materials!
- Hunt NPC starships and loot their shipwrecks for valuable materials!
- Skill up at starship combat and defend your allies from space piracy – or become the pirate yourself!
- Build a city with a team – if your city becomes large enough, it may become a server-recognized trade city!
Recent highlights from the server
- The nations of Imperial Nova and Arion partnered to launch a new initiative, offering setup of basic starter base equipment to new player groups on the server.
- The nation of Arion held an inaugural chess tournament at their city, using custom player heads as pieces on a physical board.
- A diplomatic misunderstanding caused forces of Vega and Imperial Nova to clash at Ilios Research Station, with Vega losing five ships to Imperial Nova’s one before the issue was resolved.
Interested? Join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit our Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki.
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SolitudeCraft 1.20.1
Yo, are you tired of searching for a boyfriend who’s a total incel/hikikomori? Well, look no further, because on this Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole bunch of them just waiting for you to swoop in and steal their hearts!Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a virtual harem of socially awkward guys who spend all their time indoors playing Minecraft.
Forget Tinder, forget Bumble, forget real life – this is where the magic happens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your digital love story with the most eligible incel/hikikomori bachelors around!
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HygieneCraft – Cleanliness is Next to Blocksiness!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 27-year-old female’s relationship with her 25-year-old yeasty-smelling boyfriend.Just like how she can smell a dirty diaper from across the room, you’ll be able to sniff out all the fun and adventure on our server. And if you think reusing clothes is a crime, then you’ll fit right in with our community of hygiene enthusiasts.
So come on, join us and experience the thrill of uncovering mysterious smells and solving the case of the yeasty boyfriend. Who knows, you might even find your own perfect match in the world of Minecraft!
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InternetApocalypse Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, like imagine if the internet just like, disappeared tomorrow? Like, we’d all be lost without our memes and cat videos, amirite? But fear not, because on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, we have our own internet! Yeah, you heard me right, we’ve got our own virtual world where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but who cares about them, amirite?). We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command (for all your trolling needs, of course).
And get this, we’ve got a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our totally not made up Minecraft SMP and let’s create some chaos together! #internetforever #minecraft4life #creeperexplosionsgalore
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NakedCraft: Where Pixels Are the Only Cover!
Welcome to a Minecraft server where everyone is naked all the time! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where clothing is optional and creativity is key.Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, ride a pig into battle, and mine for diamonds in your birthday suit. It’s a nudist paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your decency).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of elite players who fight crime and creepers in their birthday suits. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their battle cries are as fierce as their tan lines.
So why join our naked Minecraft server? Because life is too short to wear pants, and who needs clothes when you have a diamond sword? Come join us for a wild ride, and remember – in this world, the only thing that’s covered is your sense of humor.
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.
so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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AussieBlockParty
OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join now!! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas building houses, it’s a total party down under, mate!But wait, there’s more! We’re blocking all foreign investors from buying homes for 2 years, so you know the property values are gonna be through the roof! Literally, because we have a sky-high building limit and you can build the tallest tower ever seen in Minecraft history.
And get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and evil emus. It’s like a real-life Australian adventure, but in blocky pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, mate!