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ShoeCraft: Where New Car Smells Like New Shoes
come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own shoe empire and trade dem for cars! the new car scent is surprisingly similar to new shoe scent, so u can smell fresh all day long while u drive around in style. we have a secret underground shoe market where u can buy rare kicks and show off ur swag to all ur friends. plus, there’s a rumor that if u build a giant shoe statue, u will unlock the power to fly like a magical shoe fairy. so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur shoe-car adventure today! -
CarPartCo-op Minecraft Server
Are you tired of mooching nephews who think they can just take your car for a joyride without contributing a single penny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life car problems behind.On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your nephew neglecting your car’s maintenance or refusing to chip in for gas. We have a strict policy that all players must contribute to the upkeep of their virtual vehicles, or else they’ll be banned faster than you can say “check the oil.”
And don’t worry about brake pad issues here – our mechanics are top-notch and will fix your virtual car for a fraction of the cost. No more arguments with entitled nephews who think running errands once a week is enough to justify free car usage.
So come join us and leave your real-life car drama at the door. We promise you’ll never have to deal with ungrateful relatives or expensive repairs ever again. Plus, we have virtual gas stations where you can fill up your tank for free! Join now and say goodbye to nephew-induced headaches.
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GreasePantsNoRide
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for the most epic adventures in a world where dirty pants are strictly forbidden.On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?
So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!
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CraftyBachelorette Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your soon-to-be in-laws? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your DIL’s bachelorette party look like a snooze fest.Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Just like how your DIL decided to use her bachelorette money for car repairs instead of a wild party, we’re all about making unexpected choices.
Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise not to ask you to fix any coolant fans or change any oil – unless you’re into that kind of thing. So come on over and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than this family drama!
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CarCraftCapers
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.
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GF’s Parking Ticket Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where responsibility is taken seriously? Look no further than our server, where we value commitment and follow-through!Join our server for a wild ride of car-moving adventures! Just like in real life, you’ll have to remind your fellow players to move their virtual cars before the street cleaners come. Will they follow through, or will you end up with a virtual ticket?
Experience the thrill of holding others accountable for their in-game responsibilities. Will they agree to move the car and then conveniently forget? Will they try to split the virtual ticket with you? The drama never ends on our server!
So, if you’re looking for a server where promises are made and broken, where car-moving is a high-stakes game, and where accountability is key, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and full of responsibility? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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BlueTintSunshadeCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap battle each other for wheat. like, seriously, our diamonds are so shiny they blind other players and make them walk into lava pits. also, our creepers have a secret talent for breakdancing and our zombies throw the best dance parties in town. plus, our villagers are always gossiping about who’s dating who and who stole whose emeralds. come join the madness, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! -
vehiKILLz999
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.
so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!
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Welcome to ParadiseMC, where we keep it semi-vanilla and the dynamap is always missing!
ParadiseMC Server Overview Server IP (You need to get whitelisted on the discord server first: paradisemc.mcserv.fun
Map: http://paradisemc.mcserv.fun:8123
Discord: https://discord.gg/pZpWezSCq8
Features
- Dynmap
- Towny
- Eventwars
- Chestshop
- Item based economy
- No paid exclusive features
- Veinminer
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer How do I join the server? You need to get whitelisted on the discord server first. Visit the provided link and follow the instructions. What plugins does the server have? The server has Dynmap, Towny, Eventwars, Chestshop, Item based economy, No paid exclusive features, and Veinminer. Can I create or join a town on the server? Yes, you can use the Towny plugin to create or join towns and participate in a player-driven economy. -
WarriorCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic clash between Russians and Pashtuns, the last two warrior cultures on the planet! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense battles, crazy alliances, and unexpected betrayals.Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the mighty Russians, known for their strength and strategic prowess? Or will you join forces with the fierce Pashtuns, masters of guerrilla warfare and survival tactics?
But beware, the stakes are high on this server. Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual world lies a legendary treasure that can only be unlocked by the bravest and most cunning players. Will you be the one to claim it and earn eternal glory?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for an adventure like no other. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive. Good luck!