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SmellCraft: AITA Edition

aita, assumption, auto finance, body odor, car lot, Communication, Confrontation, customer service, discomfort, Edition, hygiene, loan, odorous, offensive, Professionalism, SCENTED, sensitivity, smell, SmellCraft, trade-in, Vehicle, workplace etiquette

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Runes Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7210	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Farms Harvested:	818	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crops Grown:	2476	Divine Spears Created:	16
New Chunks Explored:	412947	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	3096	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3831	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Crops Grown:	5417	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!