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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9661 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
