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KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	New Chunks Explored:	476952
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Chud, Conspiracy, controversial, Country, Crafty, creeper, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jews, Kingdom, meddling, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Shill, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

Ares, avatar the last airbender, battle royale, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, ELEMENTS, Epic, Fails, Festival Season 2, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	906	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	5812	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	81
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

branding, contracts, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, dropout, Entertainment, fanbase, freedom, growth, hololive, independent, Individuality, industry trends, Management, opportunities, Popularity, Server, solo career, success, Support, talent agency, Vtuber

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7986	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Better than any PS2, challenge, classic games, Competition, Console Wars, debate, Die, fight me, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming opinions, gaming rivalries, JARPIGS, Nostalgia, PiggyCraft, PlayStation, ps2, retro gaming, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5908	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	251
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!