KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Items Found:	7329
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

NurseCraft: Full Time Fun!

associates in nursing, bachelors degree, bills, Boyfriend, chemist, DEBT, family, Friends, full, full-time, Fun, grad school, lab research, medical field, Nurse, NurseCraft, online school, part time, PhD candidate, PTO, Real World, RN, Struggling, TAing, Time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchantments Applied:	259
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ores Mined:	7039

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a server where you can escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!

ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	285
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.

DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

Assassination, BLOCK, confirmed dead, Conflict, DeifCraft, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, military leader, Mohammad Deif, Oct. 7 attacks, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, War, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	24	Potions Brewed:	188
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the one between Mohammad Deif and Israel but with blocks and swords instead of guns and bombs. join us and be a part of the action as we reenact this historic battle in the virtual world. plus, our server has the best loot and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7114	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

+18, 1.21, community-driven, content creators, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, java, Javalicious, Karlssons, mildly, multiplayer, Papermc, peculiar, PvP, safe gaming environment, Season, season 3, Server, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Trophies, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	6327	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/deixea/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Void Armor Forged:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mines Excavated:	3305
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Enchantments Applied:	51
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9225	Star Shards Collected:	126
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

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