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CarRoast Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CarRoast, Reliability, older car, disrespectful behavior.

Are you tired of rude passengers dissing your Minecraft ride? Join our server where everyone appreciates the pixelated pixels of your blocky car! No more snide comments about your square wheels or questioning your choice of building materials. We value all vehicles, from the basic dirt block car to the diamond-encrusted minecart. Plus, we have a strict “thank your driver” policy, so no more ungrateful passengers hopping out without a /wave or a /thank. Don’t let anyone tell you that your Minecraft ride isn’t up to par – join our server and drive with pride!

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MurderCraft Server: ClassmateChronicles

gossip, Personality, Behavior, News, School

Remember that kid in school who always seemed a little too obsessed with building elaborate structures out of Legos? Well, imagine if that kid grew up to be a Minecraft mastermind on our server! Join us for a chance to witness their insane building skills and maybe even uncover some hidden secrets in their creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was banned for griefing. Some say they can still be seen wandering the virtual landscapes, causing chaos and confusion for unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly griefer and put an end to their reign of terror?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to finding the rarest materials in the game. They have uncovered hidden treasures, discovered ancient ruins, and even tamed wild Ender Dragons. Will you be the next member to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the thrills, chills, and epic adventures that await you. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a player who offers you a diamond sword for free. Trust us, it’s never worth it.

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CraftyPenisDraws

CraftyPenisDraws

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward questions like that again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life drama. Plus, we have a secret area where you can build a giant statue of your…um, member. It’s a great way to show off your…creativity. So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind!

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ZelenskyCraft: Peace Summit Edition

Global cooperation, political leaders, Peace, summit meeting, peace summit

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be, like, a diplomat or sumthin? well, now u can on our amazin minecraft server! we got zelensky comin to switzerland for a peace summit and u can be there too, virtually! join us and be part of history, man. 92 countries already confirmed, so u kno it’s gonna be lit. come build ur own peace treaty or somethin, idk, just join us and have a blast! peace out, homies.

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PuppyTraining101

human training, dog behavior problems, dog obedience, canine behavior, pet behavior

join dis server if u want to train a dog to train a human to train a dog! we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! if u can do dat, u can do anything! also, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds if u can beat him in a dance battle! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wacky adventure! come join da fun and see if u have what it takes to train a dog to train a human to train a dog!

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AminoCraft: CO2 Capture Pro

Co2, molecular modeling, efficient CO2 capture, amines, carbon capture

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got atom-level interaction design between amines and support for achieving efficient and stable CO2 capture! like, who even knew you could do that in minecraft, amirite?

we got pigs flying around with jetpacks, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond pickaxes for a single emerald.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. and if you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

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ProjectEco: The OG Non-OP Prison PvP Classic – now with 100% more drama!

Challenges, classic, anti cheat, Events, Support

ProjectEco – Remix of Classic Prisons Server

IP Play.Projecteco.net

Discord discord.projecteco.net

Version 1.20+

⚙️ Server Overview:

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This server is completely NON-OP and is a twist on classic prison servers from back in the day. Although the server is based around old-school prison servers, we have many updated and enjoyable features, including a fun story of quests to take you through your ranks.

This server features custom content such as custom quests, custom enchantments, custom drops, custom fishing and cosmetics in order to ensure your experience at ProjectEco is unique.

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💡 Gameplay Highlights:

⏰ NEW Content – Experience fresh content with our server updates every day, week, and month!

🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server gives all players a fair chance to succeed; nothing is locked solely behind a paywall

👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and create clans to play alongside others and escape the mines

🔧 Anti-Cheat – No need to worry about hackers while playing on the server

🛠️ Dedicated Support – Our active & trained staff team ensures you have the best gameplay possible

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP “Play.Projecteco.net” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server ensures fair gameplay for all players and does not lock important features behind a paywall.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom quests, enchantments, drops, fishing, and cosmetics to make your experience unique.

Q: How can I report a hacker on the server?

A: You can report any hackers to our dedicated support team or use the in-game reporting system.

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ArisuCraft Minecraft Server

long tail tags, Arisu, Minecraft, ArisuCraft, Server

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Arisu for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined Arisu and found themselves in a land where diamonds fell from the sky like rain and the trees were made of candy. They built a castle made entirely of cake and lived happily ever after, surrounded by friendly llamas who told hilarious jokes.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with nothing but a carrot in hand. You can also participate in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join Arisu today and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

defeated Schneizel, strategy, sacrifice, ZeroCraft, Zero Requiem

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Join our server where we have epic battles between Lelouch and Schneizel for control of the server! Will Lelouch finally achieve his Zero Requiem or will Schneizel come out on top? Join now to find out and be a part of the craziest Minecraft storyline ever! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds for all our players. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

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ShowerLock2021

husband, Frustration, personal time, family, annoyance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stinky situations of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Join us and never worry about your husband ruining your relaxation time in the bathroom again – because in our server, you can build as many bathrooms as you want, all for yourself!

No more penny or screwdriver shenanigans to invade your privacy – here, the only thing invading your space will be creepers (but don’t worry, you can always respawn)! And forget about IBS excuses, because in our server, everyone smells like roses (or at least like pixelated roses).

So come on over and join us for a bath-time adventure like no other! Build your own spa, take a relaxing dip in pixelated paradise, and never again worry about someone barging in on your bathroom bliss. Because in our Minecraft server, the only thing stinking up the place is the sulfur from exploding creepers – and that’s a smell you can handle!

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IP	Play.Projecteco.net
Discord	discord.projecteco.net
Version	1.20+

Car Insult

ProjectEco – Remix of Classic Prisons Server

⚙️ Server Overview:

💡 Gameplay Highlights:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

Q: How can I report a hacker on the server?