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Block Out Lights – Revived
come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with lights so bright, you’ll think you’re driving in the middle of the day even at night! but wait, there’s more! we also have black-out lights for those who want to bring back the trend of feeling like a secret agent while driving in the dark. imagine sneaking around in your car with only your black-out lights on, feeling like a total badass. join us now for the ultimate thrill ride in minecraft! -
UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP
Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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ChillCraft: The Coolest Server Around!
Yo, dis server be so cool, it’s like wearin’ a magical cloak that keeps you chill AF even in da hottest of biomes! Picture dis: you’re walkin’ around lookin’ fly in your diamond armor, but you ain’t sweatin’ like a pig in a sauna. Nah, you cool as a cucumber, thanks to dis amazin’ material dat’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.Join dis server and experience da coolest vibes ever! Build a house dat stays frosty in da desert, drive a car dat’s colder than your ex’s heart, or just chill with your homies in da coolest club around. Trust me, once you join dis server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like livin’ in an ice castle, but without da risk of gettin’ frostbite. So what you waitin’ for? Come join da fun and stay cool, baby! π₯Άπ₯π
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BlueTintSunshadeCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap battle each other for wheat. like, seriously, our diamonds are so shiny they blind other players and make them walk into lava pits. also, our creepers have a secret talent for breakdancing and our zombies throw the best dance parties in town. plus, our villagers are always gossiping about who’s dating who and who stole whose emeralds. come join the madness, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! -
RetroRides Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old cars with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a vintage car with all the coolest old school features brought back to life! We’ve got automatic windows that roll down at the push of a button (no more cranking like a peasant), a built-in record player for all your cruising tunes, and even a secret compartment for hiding your snacks from your pesky passengers. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a bygone era… in blocky pixel form! -
TreeMethaneAbsorb Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trees give us oxygen and stuff? well, turns out they also suck up methane, like, the fart gas. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save the planet by planting trees and, like, fighting off the evil methane monsters. trust me, it’s a gas! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. so, like, join now and let’s save the world one tree at a time, bro! -
GolanHeightsGriefers
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff goin’ on. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop in it. it was wild, man.and, like, we got this one player who’s like a ninja with a diamond sword. he goes around sneak attackin’ people and stealin’ their diamonds. it’s like, so intense, man.
oh, and one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. yeah, you heard me right. a GIANT CHICKEN. it was cluckin’ insane, man.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake every friday? yeah, man. FREE CAKE.