yo, u gotta join this wack Minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, u basically support domestic violence. like, anyone who drives a volkswagen beetle is low-key promoting abuse. but if u join our server, u can help fight against that shiz. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s lit fam. come join the madness and help save the world, one pixel at a time.
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Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server
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Block Out Lights – Revived
come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with lights so bright, you’ll think you’re driving in the middle of the day even at night! but wait, there’s more! we also have black-out lights for those who want to bring back the trend of feeling like a secret agent while driving in the dark. imagine sneaking around in your car with only your black-out lights on, feeling like a total badass. join us now for the ultimate thrill ride in minecraft!
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DriveByCraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Retro Movie Car Graveyard
yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got CARS FROM MOVIES BEFORE 2000, YO. like, imagine driving around in the batmobile or the delorean, man. it’s like a time machine up in here. plus, we got a secret underground racetrack where u can race against other players and win epic prizes. trust me, u ain’t never seen no minecraft server like this before. so come on, join us and let’s rev up those engines, bro!
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LoudCarLamentCraft
Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?
So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!
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PixelFlicks Minecraft Server
Imagine a Minecraft server where you can build your very own drive-in movie theater and host epic double features every night! Picture this: the first double feature would be “Zombie Pigmen Attack” followed by “Creepers Gone Wild.” Get ready to experience the ultimate movie night under the stars with your fellow blocky friends. Join now for a chance to win a virtual popcorn machine and unlimited virtual soda refills! Don’t miss out on the craziest movie experience in the Minecraft universe!
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LoudMufflerLadies Minecraft Server
What’s the female equivalent of men who have cars with loud exhausts? Women who play on our Minecraft server with diamond armor that sparkles louder than a disco ball in space! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the chance to ride a majestic unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating server anywhere else in the pixelated universe!
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ppl2lazy2walk100ft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!