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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 605 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.