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SMP Sex Shenanigans

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And like, one time, we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the newbies by exploding their houses. It was so funny, you gotta be there to experience the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Bob who walks around the server scaring the crap out of everyone. And don’t even get me started on the giant diamond statue we built in the middle of spawn. It’s so shiny, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at it.

So yeah, if you’re into crazy shenanigans, wild adventures, and just overall ridiculousness, then you need to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to yell out “I AM THE DIAMOND KING” during sex for good luck. It’s a tradition on our server, don’t question it. Just do it.

DonorCraft – Save Lives & Build Blocks

Altruism, Awareness, blocks, BUILD, Community, decision, Decision making, donation, DonorCraft, ETHICAL, gift of life, Healthcare, life changing, life saving, lives, Medical, organ donor., personal choice, reasons, redditors, REGISTERED, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, saving lives, transplant

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature that allows you to donate your organs in-game to other players. That’s right, you can literally give your virtual heart to someone in need.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next virtual organ donor hero!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

diplomatic tensions, east asia, economic exploitation, forced labor, foreign workers, human rights abuses, illegal employment, international relations, KimJongCraft, Minecraft, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean laborers, political tensions, Pyongyang, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, south korea, spy agency, U.N. Security Council, united nations, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even North Korean laborers are tryna escape to play on it! like, they be sneakin out of Russia just to mine some diamonds and build epic bases. it’s like a real-life spy mission, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil dictators. come join the fun and help these poor laborers find freedom in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got llama races every Saturday and a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

WTOComplaintCraft

complaint, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, global economy, Hong Kong, international trade, tariff decision, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade sanctions, trade tariffs, trade war, U.S, World Trade Organization, WTO, WTOComplaintCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds.

we even got a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot ever. like, i heard someone found a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and makes creepers dance.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can make rainbows appear out of nowhere and turn all the mobs into cute little bunnies.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a whole other dimension where you can ride on giant turtles and battle evil robots? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most insane time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Awakened MCRP

2006, Awakened, Balanced, Character, Community, Discord, Eastern Asia, Fluid, GIFTED, Mcrp, Minecraft, newly founded, Path, policies, Roleplay, RP experience, rules, seamless, Server, superhuman ability, Tetsugawa, TOWN, well thought out

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Server Name	Awakened MCRP
Server Type	Text-Based Minecraft Roleplay
Setting	Eastern Asia in the town of Tetsugawa, 2006
Main Feature	Create unique character with superhuman ability

FAQs

1. How do I join the Minecraft server?

To join the server, please send a friend request to “manintheoffice” on Discord for more information.

2. What makes Awakened MCRP unique?

Awakened MCRP offers a fluid and seamless RP experience with balanced and well-thought-out roleplay environment. The setting in Eastern Asia in 2006 adds a unique element to the server.

3. Can I create my own character with a superhuman ability?

Yes, players can create their own unique characters with their own superhuman abilities on Awakened MCRP.

4. What is the main goal of the community?

The main goal of the community is to provide a roleplay experience free from abusive/unjust rules or biased staff. Everyone, including staff and owner, are required to follow the rules and policies set in place.

Fallen Mighty Realms 1.20

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join this Minecraft server and witness the epic battle of the century between the chickens and the pigs!

Experience the thrill of building your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano!

Unleash your inner mad scientist and create crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics!

Explore a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk!

Join now and become part of a community that is as wacky and wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar high!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

SisKidSitterCraft

aita, Babysitting, Chill, Deadlines, family, family helps family, home alone, Meetings, mom, Niece, not a kid person, proper childcare, regular, rely on, selfish, single mom, SisKidSitterCraft, sister’s kids, Unannounced, Upset, Village, work from home

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community that understands the struggle of unexpected responsibilities!

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your niece when all you want to do is mine for diamonds and build epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

Join us and build your own virtual village where you can rely on fellow players who actually want to help out. No more dropping off unannounced kids, just drop off your blocks and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server where the only “village” you’ll be a part of is one filled with players who actually signed up for it. See you in the virtual world!

ShyBedExplorer Minecraft SMP

adventurous sex, bedroom fantasies, communication in relationships, experimenting in bed, exploring desires, exploring kinks, Intimacy, Minecraft, open communication, overcoming shyness, sexual boundaries, sexual confidence, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual openness, sexual satisfaction, ShyBedExplorer, smp, spicing up sex life, stepping out of comfort zone, taboo desires, trying new things

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3049	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. And get this, every time you mine a block, a dancing llama pops out and gives you a high five! It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with talking chickens who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you find the mystical bedrock bed, you can sleep for 10 seconds and wake up with super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs out of your butt. It’s wild, man.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let your inner derp shine and embrace the chaos of our wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamasRule #ButtFireballs.

VoidCraftProhibited

legal boundaries, legal guidelines, legal limitations, legal requirements, legal restrictions, local laws, local regulations, prohibited activities, prohibited areas, prohibited jurisdictions, prohibited locations, prohibited territories, prohibited zones, restricted access, restricted regions, restricted territories, restricted zones, Void where prohibited, VoidCraftProhibited

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of “Void where prohibited.” We don’t care about rules, we only care about having a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building in forbidden areas, like on top of the Ender Dragon’s head or inside a lava pit. Don’t worry about getting banned, because on our server, anything goes!

We have insane events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a stack of TNT and try to land on a target without blowing yourself up. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity, join us at “Void where prohibited.” Just make sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial.

CraftyWagnerTerror

Africa, campaign of terror, Central African Republic, Conflict, CraftyWagnerTerror, findings, human rights abuses, instability, international relations, Mercenaries, military intervention, Political unrest, rebel groups, rfe rl, Russian influence, security forces, successors, violence, wagner, War Crimes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	7504	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Wagner’s successors are waging a campaign of terror in the Central African Republic! But don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight them off. Plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Join now and be a part of the wildest adventure in Minecraft history!