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SillyEaterMC

car analogy, daily routine, digestive system, eating habits, efficiency, evolutionary biology, food consumption, food intake, fueling the body, health benefits, human biology, hunger cues, meal frequency, meal planning, metabolism, nutrition, satiety signals, SillyEaterMC, stomach capacity, time-saving, weight management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dragon Eggs Found:	7785	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where you can build a giant stomach and fill it up with blocks instead of food! imagine never having to eat again, just refilling your tank with diamonds and emeralds once a week. plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to find the legendary burp stone to unlock unlimited building power. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	738264
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	257	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Villages Defended:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Crops Grown:	9326
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Votes:	2909	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1071	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️