Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, car reviews, smp, CAR, automotive humor

Yo, breh, gather ’round and let me tell you about the MOST LEGENDARY Minecraft SMP you will EVER hear of in your entire life! You thought your grandma’s knitting circle was crazy? PFFFFT!!! This place is straight-up inventing new colors of chaos, mate!!!

So, first off, picture a world where a giant 3-headed llama judges your builds. That’s right! Imagine you’re mining diamonds, and suddenly this llama emerges from the ground, and if your build ain’t swag enough, it spits on you.💦 Double dare ya to impress that llama, bro!

Oh, oh, wait! Did I mention that the trees here sing Psychedelic Disco? 🌳✨ Yeah, you’ll be harvesting wood while boogieing to a beat no one else can hear (but trust me, you’ll want to retire after that).

And then there’s the "Slightly Off-Kilter Nether," where instead of ghasts, we got floating meatballs that attack with spaghetti. 🍝😱 Like, you’ll be dodging noodle strikes thinking, "What is my life right now??" Thirsty for that sweet, savory chaos? Join us!

GUYS, you wanna talk epic? Remember the Great Creeper Carpooling Disaster of 2022? We had a whole fleet of creepers waltzing through the End like they owned the place! They thought they were going to a concert; spoiler alert, it was a BOOMfest! 💥

Now, let’s talk biomes. We got a FROZEN DESERT – yeah, I KNOW, right?! It makes NO SENSE, but here, logic is just a myth! It’s so cold that the cacti wear little scarves and they’re actually pretty good at knitting too! 😵

Join us if you think you can survive the Eternal Daylight where nighttime doesn’t exist, but that means no phantoms, right? WRONG! This epic night-terror brigade decided they’d just become day phantoms. Now they’re showing up in broad daylight, saying "SURPRISE, BUDDY!" 💤☕️

Got friends? Bring ‘em! We also have a unique feature we call “Betrayal Hour,” where every hour, your friends will have to duel to the DEATH over who gets the last piece of cake. 🍰 (Technically it’s Minecraft cake, but you know, no one needs to know about that.)

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft worlds with rules and stuff (what is this, the schoolyard?), then hop on this outrageous ride where every block is a new ABOMINATION waiting to happen! 🏰💀 Come for the llamas, stay for the TOTAL ABSURDITY!

But hey, if you join and don’t have a SPAGHETTI ARMORED CAT, well…you might as well just go back to making the ugliest car ever or something. Don’t ask me what that means, it’s just how we roll here, fam! 😂

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New Server IP
YellowCarWarriorz

YellowCarWarriorz, societal norms, yellow car owners, car ownership, color psychology

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.

so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?

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New Server IP
CancerCrusherCraft

Conflict, nephew, Communication, CancerCrusherCraft, health

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can battle through epic quests and challenges, just like my son battled through emergency heart surgery! And if that’s not enough, you can also celebrate victories over Cancer, just like my nephew did!

But beware, drama may ensue as family members compete for attention and block each other in the chat. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you be the one causing all the chaos? Join now and find out! #MinecraftDrama #FamilyFeuds #EpicQuests

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PixelPerfection

beauty, Symmetry, hair, Personality, APPEAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience a whole new level of fun and excitement!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players with the most attractive physical features you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about players with diamond-encrusted armor, wings made of enchanted feathers, and eyes that shoot lasers (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stunning pixelated looks. Will you be crowned the most attractive player in all of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

So why settle for a plain old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of beauty and excitement like never before? Join now and prepare to be dazzled!

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AncientLoopCraft

mind control, time travel technology, time travel storytelling, regression, speculative fiction

so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that even time travelers would be like, “whoa, this is some next level stuff.”

you know how time travelers can like, go back in time and stuff? well, on this server, they can only regress the world around them, not their own minds. so like, they’d be stuck in this never-ending loop of familiar events, becoming ancient beings and stuff.

but don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. on this server, you can build the most insane creations, battle epic mobs, and even team up with other players to take on crazy challenges.

so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server and see if you can break the time loop and become the ultimate builder of all time. or something like that. just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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New Server IP
ClickbaitCraft

psychology of messaging, consumer response, emotional appeal, marketing tactics, consumer behavior

so like, u know how u always get those boring emails that are all like “hey come join our server, it’s super cool”? well, guess what? this server is the complete opposite! it’s so bad, it’s good! like, we have lava pits everywhere and the mobs are all super overpowered. but that’s not even the best part.

we have this crazy story about how the server was built on top of an ancient burial ground, and now the spirits of the dead haunt the players. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? you have to solve a series of riddles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the haunted mobs.

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New Server IP

XMC: The Elderly Vanilla Server for age-well players with Bedrock & VR support, just watch out for the wild experiments!

crop replanting, bedrock, unfair advantage, agewell, XMC

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XMC Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server opened: May 24th
Apply: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45

Features:

Proximity-based voice chat mod
Webmap	https://map.xmcnet.work
Various vanilla+ additions	Mob & Player Head Drops Renewability to select resources Right-Click crop replanting Quick leaf decay
Bedrock client support	link your accounts
Experimental Features Enabled	Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!

Server Specs and Performance:

Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x
RAM: 10 GB
Location: New Jersey

Server Rules:

Be Mature
Respect other server members
No stealing or griefing
No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
No mods that give an unfair advantage
Inactivity policy

How to Apply:

Join Discord: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
Go to #Landing and click “Apply”
Admin will review and respond shortly.

We look forward to welcoming you into our community. Reach out to our staff on Discord for any questions.



FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can I use mods on the server?
   - Yes, you can use mods that do not give an unfair advantage over other players. Mini-maps and utilities are allowed, but cheating mods are not permitted.

2. Is there a voice chat feature on the server?
   - Yes, there is a proximity-based voice chat mod available on the server. It is optional to use.

3. What are the server rules regarding griefing and stealing?
   - Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Any unauthorized actions will be detected by staff members through detailed logs.

4. How can I apply to join the server?
   - You can apply by joining the Discord server linked in the overview section. Go to the #Landing channel and click "Apply". An admin will review your application.

5. Is there support for Bedrock clients on the server?
   - Yes, there is support for Bedrock clients. You can link your accounts for Bedrock client support.

6. What are the server specs and performance like?
   - The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5950x processor with 10 GB of RAM. It is located in New Jersey.

7. Are there any experimental features enabled on the server?
   - Yes, there are experimental features enabled on the server, including early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers.

8. Is there a webmap available to preview the server's world?
   - Yes, you can preview the server's world using the webmap provided at https://map.xmcnet.work.

BagCraft Server – /bag/ Minecraft Server

BagCraft, Anniversary Livestream, BAG, Minecraft, Joint Firing Drill

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness here.

2. Our community is like a bag of holding, full of circles, clubs, and friends who will have your back no matter what. Need someone to help you fight off a horde of zombies? We got you covered.

3. The events on our server are so insane, you’ll be solving mysteries with the RABBIT SQUAD and searching for missing shrimp. Who knew shrimp could be so elusive?

4. Our content is off the charts, with Grand Assault missions like ShiroKuro where you’ll be facing torment with heavy armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with a twist!

5. And let’s not forget about the 3.5th Anniversary Livestream coming up. Rumor has it, there will be cake. And not just any cake, but cake that gives you superpowers in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong pickaxe, because things are about to get wild!

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GainCraft Minecraft Server

GainCraft, strength training, weightlifting, muscle progress, gains journey

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to show off your gains? Well, our server has a special “Flex Zone” where you can strut your stuff and impress all the other players. Who knows, you might even attract some virtual admirers!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in the depths of our server. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies as your funky dance partners. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of glowstone for the ultimate party experience.

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the legendary “Chicken Challenge”? Legend has it that the bravest players who can out-cluck a horde of angry chickens will be rewarded with a diamond chicken statue that will make all your friends green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NeighborlyParking Minecraft Server

neighbors, Server, parking confrontation, unassigned spots, Hoa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spots are a hot commodity and drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of townhouse parking disputes. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and equality in the parking lot, or will you be the villain who hogs all the prime spots for themselves?

Experience the thrill of standing up to aggressive neighbors, cursing matches, and even police reports – all from the safety of your own virtual world. Take on the role of a parking spot warrior and fight for your right to park wherever you please (within the boundaries of the game, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this epic saga of parking lot chaos and camaraderie. And remember, we have cameras in the game too, so feel free to mess with other players’ virtual cars – it’s all part of the fun! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have.

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Car Aesthetics

XMC Minecraft Server

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