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SassyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4921	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6368
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1605	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

cravings, desire, Essentials, longings, must haves, Necessities, Need, NeedCraft, Priorities, Requirements, smp, Wants, yearnings

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	287	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!