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KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing

Army, captured, CASUALTIES, Conflict, conscription, conscripts, Defense, eastern europe, families, international relations, investigation, Killed, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, Military, missing, russia, Russian, Russian conscripts, search operation, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Items Found:	7427	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Get Stuck!

aggression, captured, Conflict, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, News, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Russian troops, SECURITY, Stuck, Syrskyi, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	861
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than 100 russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast in, like, less than a day!

we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure this side of the nether. build your own castle, tame a dragon, or just chill with some llamas. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast.

so what are ya waitin’ for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that’ll make even the craziest russian soldier jealous!

KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Divine Spears Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

brutality, captured, Conflict, eastern europe, execute, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, injustice, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, prisoners of war, russia ukraine war, Russian occupiers, Server, SovietCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian soldiers, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	5565
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from da Russian occupiers like da brave Ukrainian soldiers did! Build ur own underground bunker to hide from da evil invaders and gather resources to fight back! Join forces with other players to form a resistance and take down da oppressors in epic battles! Plus, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs from ur hands cuz why not?! So come on, join dis server and show dem Russians who’s boss! #UkraineStrong #MinecraftRevolution

Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

Affection, captured, Character, dream, FANTASY, forever and ever, forever.., Gaming, girl, Heart, in love, love, meets, Minecraft, Passion, pixelated, player, relationship, romance, Special, together, video game, virtual, waifus

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ores Mined:	895	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	307058	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	5099
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Votes:	796	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).