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CraftyIranMCServ
come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured documents from hamas and uncovered the secret weapons smuggling network of the islamic republic of iran! fight against evil mobs and uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! build your own fortress and defend it against enemy players who try to steal your loot! join now for a chance to uncover more secrets and become the ultimate warrior in the world of minecraft! -
Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server! -
Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
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VovchanskVillagers
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too! -
TeleJailbreak – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got EUchads running around capturing Kremlin shills left and right – talk about a wild ride! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic showdowns in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even become the next target for EUchads’ capture spree! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! -
KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing
come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server! -
RussianRaidersCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! -
KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Get Stuck!
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than 100 russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast in, like, less than a day!we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a wild ride, my dude.
if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure this side of the nether. build your own castle, tame a dragon, or just chill with some llamas. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of russian troops gettin’ captured in Kursk Oblast.
so what are ya waitin’ for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that’ll make even the craziest russian soldier jealous!
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KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!