our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!!! join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community this side of the nether!!! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, in which case, why are you even here???
come join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than those poor hostages in gaza!!! let’s mine, build, and explore together in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the adventure begin!!! 🍌🎉🏰
we need all the help we can get to defeat the dragon and save our beloved hostages. but be warned, the dragon has a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots explosive eggs!
if you’re brave enough to join us on this daring rescue mission, we promise you endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a flying pig! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous minecraft server ever!
1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
1. We won’t force you to stay after your contract ends, because we believe in freedom, man. 2. Your career won’t be terminated if you decide to explore other countries in our virtual world. Go ahead, spread your wings! 3. We won’t release bad publicity about you if you decide to join another server. We’re not petty like that. 4. You can shout from the mountaintops about your past server experiences, we won’t silence you.
Forget about corporate drama, come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will make 2025 look like a snoozefest!
Our community is filled with colorful characters, like the guy who tamed a pack of wolves and declared himself the king of the server, or the player who built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a player beating their in-game partner in front of a cheering crowd of onlookers? It’s like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with a side of absurdity thrown in for good measure.
Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.
| Minecraft Server Name | Mods & Stuff SMP |
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| Server Requirements | At least 6GB of RAM |
| Discord Server | Join Mods & Stuff SMP Discord |
A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
A: The current modpack is Prominence 2 Hasturian Era RPG with additional hand-picked QOL mods.
A: No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on Mods & Stuff SMP.
A: Yes, even staff and events are in survival mode on the server.
A: Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for players without prior experience.
A: Yes, there is a cooperative style looting system where everyone has a separate loot chest from structures.
A: The end and nether were reset as of 12/9/24 (mm/dd/yy).
A: You will need at least 6GB of RAM to play the current modpack on Mods & Stuff SMP.
Join us for epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t believe me? Just log on and see for yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness at Bloatware Kino and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of exploding llamas come charging through, causing chaos and destruction everywhere they go. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help clean up the mess (and maybe spawn in a few more exploding llamas for good measure).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, except with more creepers trying to blow you up.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because things are about to get crazy!
But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat. And the villagers? They all speak in Shakespearean English and recite poetry while trading with you. It’s like living in a Renaissance fair, but with more explosions and less turkey legs.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to boogie down. It’s lit, fam. Literally, because there are glowstone dance floors and lava lamps everywhere. Plus, the DJ is a parrot who only plays dubstep remixes of C418 songs. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Ender Dragon disco party!” Let’s get this block party started, baby!
