Captivity Minecraft Servers

Captivity

  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even palestinian prisoners be like “nah, i ain’t leaving this place, it’s too dope!” like, they prefer staying in our server than going back to real life, that’s how epic it is! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so awesome you’ll never wanna leave! come join us and be part of this wacky adventure, who knows, maybe you’ll end up like that palestinian prisoner too, haha!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slave Life Simpler 1.21.4

    Slave Life Simpler 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the simple life of a slave! No worries about food or shelter, just focus on serving your master and living a carefree existence. Who needs freedom when you can have a cozy little cell and three square meals a day? Plus, you’ll never have to make any decisions for yourself ever again – talk about stress-free living! So come on down and embrace the shackles of servitude on our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaRescueCraft

    GazaRescueCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and you will be happier than israelis when 3 hostages come back after 470 days in gaza!!! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of candy!!! build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty banana sword!!!

    our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!!! join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community this side of the nether!!! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, in which case, why are you even here???

    come join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than those poor hostages in gaza!!! let’s mine, build, and explore together in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the adventure begin!!! 🍌🎉🏰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaGraveDigger2021

    GazaGraveDigger2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of rescuing soldiers from enemy territories just like in real life!! we have crazy missions where you can save your comrades from the clutches of evil enemies. build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. come join us and be a hero in this action-packed server!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBFFsRescueMission

    BlockyBFFsRescueMission

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to rescue Romi Gonen, Emily Damari, and Doron Steinbrecher from the evil clutches of the Ender Dragon!

    we need all the help we can get to defeat the dragon and save our beloved hostages. but be warned, the dragon has a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots explosive eggs!

    if you’re brave enough to join us on this daring rescue mission, we promise you endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a flying pig! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CapturedCraft2024

    CapturedCraft2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

    HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join cuz it’s like, a total hostage situation, but in Minecraft! You’ll be burned, beaten, and starved for realz, but don’t worry, it’s all for a good cause. The Health Ministry is like, keeping track of all the crazy testimonies to submit to the UN. So, like, come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness. It’s like, a total adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, you’ll totally impress all your friends with your epic survival skills. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft hostage challenge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

    AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HamasHostageHavoc

    HamasHostageHavoc

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

    2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

    3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

    4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

    5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

    6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

    7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

    8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP