imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!
join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!
don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!
our server is so awesome that even the thai gaza hostages were playing on it while they were captured!! they were finally freed and when they got home to bangkok, they couldn’t stop crying tears of joy because they missed our server so much!!
so come join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community ever!! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends!! let’s gooooooo!!!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of players accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests. But instead of keeping all the loot for themselves, they decided to share it with everyone on the server. That’s right, we’re all about teamwork and spreading the love (and diamonds)!
Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that even the creepers have started to behave themselves. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of building and crafting. Who knew creepers could be so artistic?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a peace treaty between zombies and skeletons. Stranger things have happened on this server!
we have custom plugins that turn your boring old minecraft experience into a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn. want to ride a panda into battle? no problem. how about building a fortress out of cheese? we got you covered.
plus, our community is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. from the talking parrot who gives out free diamonds to the llama who tells the best jokes, you’ll never be bored on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether!
and, get this, we got this player, Emily Damari, who says she got held hostage by Hamas at UN facilities. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s ruling the server with an iron fist.
so, if you wanna join in on all the wackiness and adventure, come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be bored, like, ever.
Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.
Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.
Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.
| Opened | 14th December |
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| Modpack | Contains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted. |
| What type of players is the server looking for? | Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around. |
| What dimensions are currently open on the server? | Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events. |
| What are some planned projects on the server? | Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms. |
Because who needs real, interpersonal love when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
Keep your oshi’s boyfriend a secret on our server and watch the drama unfold as you try to hide your virtual relationship from other players.
Or be open about having a boyfriend on our server and experience the joy of catching people talking smack about him behind your back.
Come join us for a wild ride of virtual relationships and drama, because who needs real life when you have Minecraft?
