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BlockyBibas Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Hamas leader is getting in on the action. That’s right, he’s promising to hand over the bodies of the captive Bibas family on Thursday, but only if you join our server! Talk about exclusive perks, am I right? So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen – even international political drama! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
ThaiCraft: Hamas Hostage Homecoming
come join our minecraft server where we have thai nationals held captive by hamas for 15 months returning home as our main attraction! witness the drama unfold as they build their own virtual world to escape the horrors of their past! join now for a chance to interact with these real-life survivors and help them rebuild their lives one block at a time! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so hop on and start crafting with us today! -
KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!
build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?
join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!
and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!
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Locked In Minecraft SMP
Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.
So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.
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PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure
lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua. -
OrcaCraft: Free Kshamenk Now!
So, like, have you ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server that is so crazy, it’s like your brain got hit by a llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle on a floating island, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or maybe you’re exploring a deep cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on this server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride dolphins through a giant lava maze while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that take place in a giant arena filled with bouncing slime blocks.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that the last captive orca in Latin America is being held prisoner in our virtual ocean, waiting for brave players to set it free.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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SchoolyardGrieferz
Oh boy, let me tell you about this one kid at our school who was a total Minecraft maniac. He once built a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone. But that’s not even the craziest part – he also rigged the school bell to play the Minecraft theme song every time it rang. Needless to say, he got detention for a month, but hey, at least he showed off his epic building skills!If you want to join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other wild and wacky players who love to push the boundaries of creativity. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a secret underground base filled with traps, or even start a llama racing league – the possibilities are endless! So come on over and join us for some insane Minecraft fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry llamas).
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ZouraCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the wildest party in minecraft, bro. we got a president named Zourabichvili who’s like, totally pro-Western and refuses to leave the server. he’s getting ready for a showdown with all the other players, it’s gonna be epic.join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest political drama in minecraft history. who knows what’ll happen next, maybe Zourabichvili will build a giant wall to keep out all the haters, or maybe he’ll start a dance party in the town square. anything is possible on this server, so come join the fun!
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GazaRaid240Craft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE RAID HOSPITALS LIKE IDF IN GAZA BUT WITH BLOCKS AND PICKAXES. WE CAUGHT 240 TERROR SUSPECTS, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY WERE JUST CREEPERS IN DISGUISE. COME BUILD WITH US AND FIGHT THE BLOCKY BAD GUYS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #BLOCKRAIDERS #BLOCKYJUSTICE -
Dry July Server
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not only dat, but we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.if u join dis server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than herobrine himself. and if u’re lucky, u might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants u three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots).
so forget about dry july, cuz dis server is where all the cool kids hang out. join now and let the madness begin!