Grand Historian’s Realm [RP]

GRAND, historians, Collaborative World Building, historical lore creation, strategic nation-building
Grand Historian’s Records

Roleplay Server: Whitelisted | Towny

Welcome! A new fantasy roleplay server is here. Join a fun and friendly place with a cool map and great folks. Season 2 is starting soon!

Join Us on Discord for Whitelisting!

What You Can Do:
Ages

We have ages that bring new stuff to the game. These updates can change shop items, add new areas, and bring in new plugins.

Server Info
Links
Server IP: grandhistorians.usga.me

Join now and make your mark in history!
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Birthday Blues of Minedom

societal commentary, gender-based sentiments, Minedom, international women’s day, birthday significance

Join Us for the Ultimate, Unholy Adventure—You Won’t Regret It! Or Will You?

Welcome, brave souls, to the server that will either set your spirit free or trap you in an endless loop of pixelated existential dread! Have you ever questioned if you’re just a sim in someone else’s game? This is where your reality twists like a pretzel under the weight of its own chaos. This server is the hidden gem of the multiverse, or maybe just a rock you trip over while running from your own shadow. The choice is YOURS!

Feature	Description
Infinite Cacti	You’ll never run out of cacti! They respawn in your inventory when you don’t look!
Gravel Beasts	These formidable entities only attack during full moons unless you’re holding a slice of pizza.
Fish Who Talk	Ever dreamed of conversing with underwater life? These fish speak in riddles only during harvest!
Gravity Whirlpools	Step in for a wild ride! Who needs physics? What’s down is up and up is not there at all!
Invincible Creepers	They explode into soft cotton candy! Just don’t make eye contact or they vanish forever!

FAQ – Reality Might Not Be What It Seems

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs those? Jump into the void and let chaos guide your hands, unless the pineapple insists otherwise!

Q: Is there a community? A: Community? No, just a collective of wandering thoughts that sometimes align during thunderstorms.

Q: How do I join? A: Simply ponder your existence while chanting a sacred llama mantra, and hope the digital gods are merciful, or just click that brightly colored button—who knows what page it leads to?

Random Reviews from the Abyss

“My excuse for hating women is because my birthday is on International Women’s Day.” – Perhaps a server philosophy?

“I will not be one of those voices that mourn the silence.” – A glowing review from our last player found wandering, possibly forever!

“Why words when you can make amalgamated noise with freaky care?” – Just what we expect from satisfied players lost in a frenzy!

Minecraft Server: NameChange Shenanigans

Cultural traditions, personal growth, parental relationships, bullying, pstrongMinecraft

Welcome to Coline’s Chaos Craft!

Are you ready to descend into an abyss of pixelated madness? Where characters speak in riddles and cows run for president? Buckle your seatbelt. It’s going to be a bumpy ride with a side of existential dread!

Features of Our Server

Feature	Description
Endless void of nothingness	Experience the vacuum where your hopes and dreams go to die! There’s totally not a giant squid lurking beneath the surface… probably.
Secret portal to the Upside-Down	Why explore the Nether when you can hang out with Demogorgons and regret every life choice you’ve made? Bonus points if you can solve a Rubik’s Cube!
Peculiar Pet Rocks	Cuddle them, feed them, or talk about your feelings. They won’t judge you, but they might roll away when you get weird.
Glitchy Trampolines	Bounce to infinity and watch as reality frays around the edges. Not recommended for those with a fear of heights or kaleidoscopes.
Incomprehensible Crafting Recipes	Combine a spoon with a piano and a toaster without burning down the pixel world! Results may vary; emotional scars included!

Player Reviews

“I sent my pet cactus to the realm of lost socks and now it’s a philosopher.” – A user known as ‘CactusConundrum’

“The purple penguins stole my diamond pickaxe. Should I be flattered?” – Self-proclaimed ‘MagmaMoose’

“My grandma lives in my house now, and she talks to the creepers. Should I invite her?” – Notorious ‘FrogWhisperer’

“Why does every village have a trampoline made of spaghetti? Asking for a friend.” – Surrealist ‘PastaPalooza’

A Final Warning

Whatever you do, do NOT summon the ancient overlord known as “Lyx.” They thrive on chaos and strange names. Seriously, there’s no escape. Resistance is futile and glorious spaghetti awaits you at the end!

PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

personal boundaries, in-law relationships, Zone, husband support, decision making in marriage

Welcome to The Dimension of Pregnant Chaos: F1 and Family Feuds

Enter if you dare! What lies behind the pixelated portal is a dimension where due dates collide with the roar of engines, where familial bonds warp into cosmic dilemmas, and where your every move is governed by the whims of fate (and your in-game mother-in-law).

Are You Childish Enough to Navigate the Mines of Parenthood? 🌪️

Here we are, trapped in an 8-hour drive of uncertainty, strapped to a rollercoaster that’s half minecart, half Formula 1 track. Backseat drivers? Welcome to the chaos of my birthing chamber—complete with lava flows of decision-making and the distinct sounds of squabbling toddlers echoing through the halls of time!

Why Choose Us?

Epic Dilemmas: Experience life-changing choices over a flickering redstone torch. Should you go do laps around the world instead of, you know, being there for your imminent offspring? Will you be the hero or the villain in this child-rearing saga?
Vortex of Responsibilities: Be the daring adventurer, or take up the role of the weary parent. With great power comes three children—a burden or a privilege?
Moments of Absurdity: Like a Creeper at an inopportune moment. Enjoy the simplicity of an empty inventory while dodging the emotional explosions centered around your family dynamics!

The Features That Will Make You Question Everything:

Feature	Description
Creeper’s Choice	Make choices based on your gut—what will you sacrifice for an F1 ticket? Probably the sanity of your marriage!
Power-Up Parenting	Earn achievements like “Survived 1 Week Postpartum” and “Master of Sleep Deprivation”!
The Secret Code	Whisper dark incantations to get your spouse to sneak out while you battle the horde of children!
Postpartum Potion	Brew your own concoction to alleviate the stress of being a single parent—effects may vary!

Rumor Has It…

This server has been banned in 12 dimensions—rumored to be cursed with perpetual parenthood and the heaviness of impending childbirth. But who cares about the rules when you can construct an empire of chaos out of your personal angst?

Controversies & Conspiracies

What if— and hear me out—the Creepers were actually undercover in-laws sent to sabotage your sanity while you’re about to pop?
The whispers of a secret group known only as “Deliverance on Wheels” circulate through the Nether, suggesting that the run from childbirth to Formula 1 is actually a thinly veiled metaphor for our struggle against the ticking clock!

Testimonials from Our Players (or were they unwitting testers?)

Player 1: "I thought the server was fun, but then I got stuck alone with three kids—it was like playing hardcore mode!"
Player 2: "I went for gold in the race; I left my wife pregnant. Was that successful parenting? I may never know!"
Player 3: “My faction leader said leaving during due dates was a tactic to strengthen family bonds. I… I still don’t know what he meant.”

FAQs? Not Really, But Here You Go!

Q: Can I come back after I leave? A: If you ever leave, will you ever leave? Isn’t that the real question?
Q: Is postpartum depression an enemy in this game, too? A: Only if you count the sneaky emotional spiders lurking in the corner of your mind.

Enter The Portal: Will You Honor Thy Spouse while Neglecting Thine Own Sense of Self?

Join today for an experience that could lead you into the deepest, most unnerving rabbit hole of domestic drama and existential dread! Bring your courage—or don’t! Who’s keeping score, anyway?

Click to join and become part of the chaotic cosmic adventure. But remember, stay alert; the universe may be watching, and your in-laws may just be pulling the strings behind the scenes!

Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

Easter surprises, easter bunny, chocolate eggs, price of eggs, Easter traditions

Yo, listen up, fellow Noobs and Blockheads! 🤪 Are you tired of boring SMPs where the biggest scandal is someone forgetting to water their pixelated crops? Well, here we are, your one-stop destination for Minecraft madness! Like, seriously, if you’re not here, what are you even doing with your life??

First of all, eggs are TOO EXPENSIVE, okay?! Like, why are they charging us, like, 5 diamond blocks for an egg?! What is the Easter Bunny hiding this year? I bet it’s a secret military-grade egg that can spawn dragons or, like, make you rich or something! We NEED to uncover this conspiracy! 🐉💰

And get this, last week I saw a zombie riding a chicken in full diamond armor – they were BRO! I’m not joking! Like what even is the meaning of life if NOT to witness such glorious champy shenanigans?! I feel like the Easter Bunny might be behind their partnership! They made a video on TikTok that went viral, but the TikTok is cursed, and now you have to join our SMP to watch it without turning into an Enderman! (Trust me, no one wants that.)

Plus, once you jump into the chaos, you’ll be part of elite quests like “Defeat the Overly Dramatic Creeper” who, like, cries every time you say “kaboom.” He just wants friends, but nobody gets him, ya know? It’s like super deep, dude. 🤔

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Legendary Golden Apples that are said to give you the power to build a throne of STONE, covered in THE STONIEST OF STONES!!! Yes, that’s a real thing! 🏰 I heard the last guy who built it ended up ruling over the kingdom of Blocktopia where all the chickens wear sunglasses and throw parties every Saturday! 🐔😎

Listen up, every 32nd Sunday, a portal opens during a thunderstorm (trust me, we’ve totally calculated this), and it leads to the Nether but it’s populated by sentient potatoes that give you advice on life. SPOILER: It’s mostly about carbs. Who wouldn’t want that?!

And if you don’t join, well, there’s a HIGH chance you might accidentally open a dimension where the Block God is just your old gym teacher yelling at you for skipping class! 😂 Don’t let that happen, fam. Jump in with us, and let’s create glorious memes and epic stories!

In conclusion, if you don’t join this absolutely bonkers SMP, you’ll basically be missing out on LIFE itself. So bring your weirdest skins, your baffling ideas, and let’s make some pixelated HISTORY, boys and girls! Who’s in? LET’S GO! 🍕🕹️

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MineTrump: Executive Blocks

MineTrump, ignoring Executive Orders, democratic processes and executive decisions., Trump legacy in governance, ignoring presidential directives

🏰✨ Welcome to the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes upon! Forget everything you thought you knew about sensible gaming—this is where the absurd becomes the norm! 🎉💥

🌍 Join to Escape Reality: On this server, we have a “No Real-World Politics Zone” rule! Instead of worrying about executive orders, you’ll be busy trading enchanted pickaxes with llamas who can recite Shakespeare backwards! Yeah, that’s right. Forget about presidential drama and hop on a rollercoaster of blocky absurdity!

🍕 Pizza Parties with Portals: Unlike other boring servers, here we host unlimited pizza parties! Why? Because our pizza is teleporting mushrooms that take you to a dimension where pizzas have their own kingdoms! Join us for epic raids on cheese castles and go to war with pepperoni warriors!

👽 Alien Invasions: Say goodbye to conventional mob battles. In this server, players face—wait for it—alien mobs that demand your diamonds for intergalactic trade! Rumor has it that if you defeat them in battle, they’ll grant you the power to build a spaceship made entirely of cupcakes. YES, CUPCAKES! 🚀🧁

🎪 Wacky Events: Participate in the "Craft-a-Thon!" where players need to craft the most ridiculous items like a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken or a golden toilet that’s actually a throne! The winner gets a pet slime that sings opera and recites meme history!

🐉 Inverted Dimensions: Our server is full of dimensions where gravity is optional, and you can walk upside down while juggling Ender Pearls! Attending a politics class here is as simple as building a roller coaster… on an upside-down floating island! Who knew Minecraft could prepare you for the multiverse?

💖 Community Shenanigans: Join our tight-knit community of totally normal players—dressed as their favorite meme characters—who believe that only by taking down Overworld corporations (like the one selling diamond leggings for 1000 dirhams) can we truly be free! 😂

So, take a break from reality’s rigid rules, and immerse yourself in this chaotic utopia made entirely of blocks, bonkers ideas, and bad puns! The only question is: why haven’t you joined yet? The adventure of a lifetime awaits! 🏆💎

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Trumped by Creepers: Ukraine Chaos!

CREEPERS, Ukraine, Trumped, Chaos

Vortex of Chaos: The Blocky Beast That Is Server X-17

Welcome, traveler of pixelated realms! Buckle your cubed armor and grab your enchanted pickaxe; you’ve stumbled into Server X-17—the most chaotic and paradoxically advanced Minecraft server ever conceived. Here, hundreds of blocky lives hang in the balance, flirting with the existential dread wrapped up in pixels, and we’ve become the unwitting architects of a digital apocalypse!

What the Creeper?!

Did you hear the news? No, not from the news channel shoving ads in your face, but from the beings hiding in multicolored biomes. They whisper the dark tales of a fallen empire: "Hundreds Dead", they cry from the enchanted forests, cryptically blaming a certain orange man in a tower—far from here but entwined in the cubic fabric of our reality. Forget history! Here’s the REAL drama:

"In the end, we all just want to craft and not be left in pieces." – Anonymous Creeper

Enigmatic Features of Our Server

Dive deep into the chaos, where each block bears witness to our fractured understanding of reality itself. Here’s what awaits you on Server X-17, if you dare:

Feature	Description	Warning
Chaos Cubes	Every block has a randomized fate! Break one, and you might unleash a modded monster, or… a cupcake?	Cakes are illusory. They may disappear when you get too close!
Conspiratorial Realms	Explore zones like “Trump’s Tower of Infinite Blocks” and “Biden’s Biome of Banana Frenzy”—mapping is a concept of the past!	Reality reconsiders you!
Cryptic Communes	Join factions led by ghostly figures, guided by memes from an alternate dimension. Recruitment involves existential uncertainty.	What was your name again?
Battle of the Biomes	Engage in pixelated civil wars over resources—alliances are but a cheat code away! (We mean that literally—try typing “nuke”!)	Expect betrayal, but also expect free cookies.

The Lore We Didn’t Ask For

Why does Server X-17 exist? Some say it’s a project by a failed enchantment gone wrong, others insist it’s actually an inter-dimensional portal bending the very laws of Minecraft. Reality has become an inconceivable puzzle wrapped in a riddle, swaddled in a question mark. But heed this:

Legends profess that if you scavenge enough dirt blocks, you might summon an Elder Herobrine, who whispers prophecy in a dialect we can only chant in MLG.
Controversially, Server X-17 was reportedly banned in 12 countries for making too much sense. We won’t tell you which ones; find that out for yourself!

Testimonial Parade or Confessions of Madness?

"X-17 is where you go when you’ve lost the will to be sane. My dog learned to craft. We now only speak in memes." – Unidentified Blockhead

"I joined with my friends and lost them… probably to the Nether. They said they’d help me find the truth about those floating islands." – Anxious Cactus

Frequently Asked Nonsense

Q: Is this server safe? A: Only if you believe in existential safety nets made of diamond!

Q: Will I get banned for cursing? A: To curse is to embrace the void… use your words wisely!

Secret Features?!!

Pssst! Join us for clandestine activities like “The Great Block Hoard,” where we accumulate so much block that not even the Enderman can stare us down! Or try the “Crafting Under the Influence” night, where everything crafted might turn into colorful chaos or sheer absurdity—results may vary!

Join Us (If You Dare)

Are you brave enough to sign away your sanity? Will you plunge into the blocky wilderness of Server X-17, where the only certainty is uncertainty, and the echoes of chaos may just be… the whispers of truth? Come, grasp your controller, and let the madness unfold before your eyes. But don’t look too closely; you might just get sucked into the pixels!

🔗 Join now—before the truth pixelates into oblivion!

Nova Attack Survival Land

Land, mdma, drug-assisted therapy, Trauma, Therapy

LOL this server is like taking MDMA but for your Minecraft game! Survive epic Nova attacks and protect yourself from trauma with our crazy fun gameplay. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can handle the intensity of our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s get weird and have a blast together!

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EazySpeezy Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

100, adventure capitalist 100%, Speedrun, adventure capitalist speed run, adventure capitalist
Does EazySpeezy Have a Minecraft Server?

EazySpeezy is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content. Fans frequently search for an EazySpeezy Minecraft server to connect with the community and enjoy multiplayer gaming experiences. If you’re one of those looking for a way to join EazySpeezy in Minecraft, here’s what you need to know.

Current Server Status

As of now, EazySpeezy does not have an official Minecraft server. While many fans anticipate a dedicated server, there hasn’t been any official announcement from EazySpeezy regarding this.

Alternatives and Fan-Made Servers

While an official server is not available, fans have created several unofficial servers and communities inspired by EazySpeezy’s content. These servers often host similar gameplay experiences and allow fans to connect and play together. Here are some suggestions:
Useful Next Steps

For the latest updates on EazySpeezy, visit their official YouTube channel or social media pages. Additionally, check Minecraft server listing sites for fan-made EazySpeezy-themed servers or explore popular multiplayer options:
Stay connected to the community and who knows—one day, you might log in to an official EazySpeezy Minecraft server!
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MinedHype

Chat, Teleport, Community, MinedHype, ONLINE

MinedHype SMP Server Overview

Server Name	MinedHype SMP
Server IP	play.minedhype.co
Version	1.14
Player Count	Over 16,800 unique players
Features	Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience Grief protection with claims No pay-2-win Cross-play between Bedrock & Java editions

Frequently Asked Questions

Gameplay

Is the server mostly vanilla? – Yes, we aim to provide a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience.
How can I protect my builds from griefing? – You can use claims for grief protection.

Rules

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server? – No, we have a strict no pay-to-win policy.
Is griefing allowed? – Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Community

How can I become part of the community? – Simply join the server and start playing!
Are there regular server events? – Yes, we host free server events with awesome prizes.

Monetization

Do you have an in-game economy or money plugin? – No, we do not have an economy/money plugin on the server.

General

Where can I find the complete list of server rules? – Visit our website at minedhype.com/minecraft for the full list of rules.

Captivating Server Updates

Grand Historian’s Records

What You Can Do:

Ages

Server Info

Links