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CreeperConundrum

anxiety, confronting death, CreeperConundrum, end of life, existential dread, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of loss, fear of the afterlife, fear of the end, fear of the future, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, mortality, mortality anxiety

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	1684
Enchantments Applied:	206	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and falling into lava pits on other servers? Well fear no more, because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! That’s right, every time you die, you respawn with a diamond sword and full diamond armor! Say goodbye to losing all your precious loot and hello to endless battles with the undead!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army! That’s right, an army of chickens that will fight by your side and protect you from any mobs that dare to cross your path. With their sharp beaks and fearless clucks, no enemy stands a chance against the mighty Chicken Army!

So why are you afraid of death when you could be joining our server and living your best Minecraft life? Join now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

Aerial, air defence, Attack, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense system, downs, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Unmanned aircraft, WARFARE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3250
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit it can take down drones with just a flick of its pixelated wrist? Well, look no further, cuz this server is like the Ukrainian air defense of the gaming world! We’ve got crazy PvP battles that will make your head spin faster than a Russian drone trying to escape our epic wrath. Join us and become a legend in the virtual skies, taking down enemies left and right with your mad skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BelgorodBlastsMC

aggression, Belgorod, BelgorodBlastsMC, Border dispute, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, headline, injured, international relations, military attack, News, political tension, russia, strike, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	869972
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a ukraine strike on belgorod, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except maybe your dignity).

our server is so lit, russia is even talking about it! they say five players have been killed by laughter and 46 have been injured from falling out of their chairs while playing. but hey, that’s just a normal day on our server.

we’ve got more chaos than a russian political rally, more fun than a ukrainian dance party, and more surprises than a belgorod street market. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server!

NameCraft: FaceMatch

Accuracy, Adults, Appearance, birth names, children, correlation, Development, FaceMatch, faces, genetics, growth, Guessing, Identity, Matching, NameCraft, Naming, Perception, Personality, Psychology, research, study, trends

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

join this epic minecraft server where your in-game name will shape your appearance! if your name is steve, you’ll start to look more blocky and square. but if your name is diamondprincess123, you’ll sparkle and shine like a rare gem in the mines!

we’ve got crazy stories of players who changed their names to “creeper” and suddenly started exploding randomly! or how about the player who changed their name to “enderdragon” and grew wings to fly around the server wreaking havoc!

come join us and see how your in-game name will transform you in this wacky and wild minecraft world! who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into with your new look!

The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers stop to ask for directions [smp]

#addons, Atlas, better on bedrock, Community, CREEPERS, crossplay, Decisions, Directions, Discord, floor is lava, gameplay, ideas, java, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mini Games, more elytras, more-enchantments, more-shields, Players, Project, Server, smp, STOP, texture packs, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server

A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! Join today and experience a variety of addons and texture packs to enhance your gameplay experience.

Addons Used:

Better on Bedrock
Mini Blocks
More Enchantments
More Shields
More Elytras

Decisions are made based on player feedback and suggestions. Join the Discord server for more information and to contribute your ideas!

Join Today! Discord Server

We also offer a crossplay server for mini games, allowing both Bedrock and Java players to join in on the fun. Share your ideas for mini games on the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What addons are used on the server?	We use addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, and More Elytras.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are based on player feedback and suggestions.
Can Bedrock and Java players play together on the server?	Yes, we offer a crossplay server for mini games which allows both Bedrock and Java players to join.
How can I contribute my ideas for mini games?	Join the Discord server and share your ideas with the community.

PlapCraft Minecraft Server

kind of sound, Minecraft, PLAP, plap sound, plap sound is that, plap what kind, plap what kind of sound, plap what kind of sound is that, PLAPCraft, Server, Sound, sound is that, what kind, what kind of sound

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up with the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll hear the magical sound of “Plap” every time you mine a diamond. Why? Because diamonds are so precious that they deserve their own special sound effect, of course!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new dragon friends and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re known for their killer dance moves.

RighteousRumble Minecraft SMP

arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, debate, Decision making, disagreements, Empathy, Ethics, Fairness, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Négotiation, Opinions, perspective, Principles, relationships, right, RighteousRumble, smp, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that will keep you on your toes, from a mischievous Enderman who loves to steal blocks to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society. And let’s not forget about the legendary showdown between the players who believe in building beautiful structures and those who just want to blow everything up with TNT.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what madness will ensue next!

HandlessLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, emotions, Empathy, Etiquette, Funeral, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, HandlessLove, Minecraft, mourning, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.

Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!

ExWifeBabysitter420

blended family, childcare, co parenting, custody, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeBabysitter420, family dynamics, Grief, judgment, Kids, Loss, Memory, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stay at home mom, step-parenting, Support

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	97	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

absurd excuse, ate, bizarre excuses, creative excuses, dumb excuses, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, far-fetched excuses, flimsy excuses, funny excuses, hilarious excuses, homework, lame excuses, laughable excuses, lava, outrageous excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, smp, strange excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses, weird excuses, worst excuses

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!