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Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Votes:	641
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

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””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4801
Emeralds Found:	6609	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1248	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3017	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	3958	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness