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BlockBaeNoGo

addiction, BlockBaeNoGo, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, drug abuse, emergency dentist, Empathy, pain management, pain tolerance, past trauma, personal boundaries, prescription medication, relationships, Respect, root canal, self-care, Support, toothache, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6954
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	4766	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

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Aspire SMP

Abilities, Anarchy, Aspire SMP, Damage, Earth heart, Economy, ENERGY, Fire heart, Gaming, healing, Health Heart, Ice heart, Lightning, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, strength, Strength heart, Survival, water breathing, Water heart

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	1091
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	102
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banter, BETRAYAL, blocky, Book, captivating narrative., crime, dark past, Deception, detective, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 203320303, novel, Plov, psychological thriller, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	577584	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	75	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1141	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	757742

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	140	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
New Chunks Explored:	884709	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!