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Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	112	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

TrainingLegends Arceus style Outbreaks

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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
New Chunks Explored:	189549	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Breeders R Us

Breeders, breeding, breeding goals, breeding guidelines, breeding management, breeding practices, breeding process, breeding program, breeding resources, breeding selection, breeding stock, breeding strategies, breeding techniques, Crafty, genetic diversity, genetics, material, Reproduction, selective breeding, Thread

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!

Minefort VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7158
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	79
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Pros of Hypixel	Cons of Hypixel
Many game modes	Requires premium Minecraft account
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Regularly updated with new features	Can be overwhelming for new players

Pros of Minefort	Cons of Minefort
Full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform	Lacks the same level of variety in game modes as Hypixel
Access to full FTP for customization	May have less players compared to Hypixel
No need for premium Minecraft account	Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What are the main differences between Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and has a large player base, but requires a premium Minecraft account and can be overwhelming for new players. Minefort, on the other hand, is a free server hosting platform with full FTP access for customization, but may have less players and game mode variety compared to Hypixel.

Q: Can I play on both Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and Minefort. Hypixel requires a premium Minecraft account, while Minefort is free to use.

Q: Which server is better for beginners?

A: Minefort may be better for beginners due to its simplicity and free access, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its many game modes and crowded environment.

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?