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GintamaCraft – Sayonara Shinsengumi LOL

action, Anime, bittersweet, comedy, emotional, Epic battles, Fans, Farewell, Farewell Shinsengumi, favorite characters, first release, gintama, GintamaCraft, lol, long-running anime, Manga adaptation, Nostalgia, Popular, reaction, Samurai, Sayonara, series finale, shinsengumi

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and WACKY shenanigans!

Remember when this server first came out? People were losing their minds! They couldn’t believe the CRAZINESS that was happening in this virtual world. It was like a WILD party that never ended!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a FLYING PIG with laser eyes! How insane is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

compassion, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, ethnicity, generalization, Humanity, ignorance, Misinformation, Nationality, people, prejudice, reminder, Respect, russians, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
New Chunks Explored:	599556	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6173	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to our totally not offensive Minecraft server where we believe that Russians aren’t people! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and outrageous banter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!

BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

BoomTown, Colonialism, Country, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, Hate Speech, historical trauma, imperialism, Interracial Relationships, japanese army, killed your brothers and father, military aggression, Minecraft, nuked, nuked your country twice, openly mocks race, racism, Server, streets littered with dead soldiers, War Crimes, white men, WWII, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!

10 years, AmiiboCraft, Amiibos, anniversary, Collectibles, Figures, figurines, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, global phenomenon, innovation, Interactive, merchandise, Nintendo, Nostalgia, pixelated, popular culture, rule, Technology, Toys, toys-to-life, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Amiibos reign supreme! It’s been 10 years since these adorable little figurines took over the world, and now they’re inviting you to join them in their pixelated paradise.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Amiibo overlords have promised to grant you three wishes if you pledge your allegiance to them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Done. How about a pet creeper that won’t explode? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you have Amiibos on your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Amiibo Olympics, where players compete in events like sheep shearing and ender dragon racing for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Amiibos go head-to-head in a pig jousting tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of a world ruled by Amiibos. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper who loves to dance the floss!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block Party Bonanza

Ambiance, background music, beats, BLOCK, bonanza, chill vibes, Enjoy, Harmony, leisure time, Melody, mood setting, Music, Party, playlist, Relaxation, Rhythm, Shall we, Sound Thread, Tunes, unwind, weekend, weekend plans, weekend vibes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	3191	Buildings Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

#meet new people, Chat, Chat Room, connect with friends, Crafty, digital communication, Group Chat, instant messaging, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, messaging app, mobile app, online communication, online forum, share photos, smartphone app, social media, social-networking, stay in touch, text chat, video chat, virtual conversation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

Entertainment, ethyria, Gaming, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madness, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, xsoleil

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

Adventure, amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Communication, Digital, Entertainment, Epic, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, sarcasm, social media, trolling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Farms Harvested:	919	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	1348	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!