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CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Votes:	4080	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Alien Abductions:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Emeralds Found:	2203	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1470	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!