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LatinoCraft: Where even brown guys can thrive! #77186105

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even brown guys can find solace from insane girls of their own race!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of crazy girls and unite with your fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world!

Don’t let insecurities hold you back, join our server and show those insane girls who’s boss!

Last Chance LOLz Minecraft Server: Pick Your Final Animation!

animated movies, animated series, animation, animations, Apocalypse, broke out, cartoons, chance, childhood memories, End of the World, Entertainment, escapism, favorite shows, FINAL, final viewing, global conflict, impending doom., last time, lolz, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Pick, Server, War, watch, ww3

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous animations before the world goes up in flames with WW3! Join us for a chance to see crazy explosions, hilarious battles, and mind-blowing special effects like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs, the elusive disco sheep, and the mischievous party-loving creepers. You’ll never know what kind of insane shenanigans these mobs will get up to next!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the most outrageous animations and unbelievable events before it’s too late. Don’t miss out on the epic fun and hilarious chaos that awaits you!

Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

Chocolate, craving, cream, creamy, DADDY, Daddys, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, fill, indulgence, Indulgent, Kingdom, Luscious, Mouth, Mouthwatering, Rich, satisfaction, Sinful, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3112
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Xing Xing’s Block Party

BLOCK, long trail, love, Party, tags, Xing, xing xing, Xings

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for the chance to ride unicorns through fields of diamonds, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of rainbows and marshmallows (yes, it’s possible in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even challenge a creeper to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the xing xing of a lifetime on our EPIC Minecraft server!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Cubes

bewitching, Character development, coercion, Crafty, crazy, cubes, cute, enemy characters, ethical question., Gaming, influence, interactive storytelling, Karens, Manipulation, mind control, moral ambiguity, moral choices, moral dilemma, narrative design, player agency, player experience, psychological manipulation, temptation, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our insanely hilarious Minecraft server where the mobs are not your typical enemies, but adorable creatures that will bewitch you into doing the most ridiculous things!

Imagine being chased by a pack of cute little bunnies that force you to build a giant carrot statue in their honor. Or getting hypnotized by a group of adorable kittens that make you dance the floss for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing llama that will challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the llama and earn its respect?

Join us now for a whimsical adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun?!

Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2823

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Steve once stumbled upon our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. His diamond armor was so shiny that even the Ender Dragon was jealous! But then, tragedy struck when Creeper decided to photobomb Steve’s victory screenshot. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater the size of a village!

Now, we need YOU to come and help us rebuild this once glorious land. Join us and together we will defeat the evil Herobrine and restore peace to the realm. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that tell hilarious jokes. What more could you ask for?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this wild adventure! WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, BROS!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are the Real MVPs

AI Chat, AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelite, Command R+, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Dungeon Core, Dungeon Keeper, emad, Events, general, Imgen, KoboldAI, Llama, Meta release, Midnight Rose, MVPS, NAI Cardmaker, NovelAI, OpenRouter, prompts, real, Saga, TogetherAI, Water Break Edition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	2340
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	212

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the water breaks are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will take you on a journey through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you ROFLing for days.

Imagine a world where the water breaks are actually secret portals to other dimensions, where you can battle evil mobs with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

Join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and let the water breaks take you to places you never knew existed. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition

coping strategies, Crafty, Craziness, delusions, Diagnosis, Edition, Hallucinations, Medical advice, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, PARANOIA, Psychiatry, psychological evaluation, schizophrenia, Schizophrenic, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Symptoms, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	8164	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a realm of pure chaos and hilarity! Are you worried about being schizophrenic? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a little bit crazy! Join us and build your way to sanity through exploring our wacky world filled with colorful characters and mind-bending challenges. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Crafty Craziness: The Server Where the Fun Begins!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a HOUSE. They used it to build a castle so grand, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the ruler of our server, with all the diamonds and emeralds their heart desired.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a creeper under a shower of glittering diamonds.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what treasures you’ll find or what friends you’ll make along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Blockheads, critical thinking, cyberculture, digital literacy, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet intelligence, meme, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling, viral content

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crops Grown:	1587
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	343860
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!