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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6339 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 692358 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3900 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!