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NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	847698
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	95
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4011	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Votes:	1509
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	118	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	4664
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

air traffic control, Airport, airport disruption, airport operations, airport safety, airspace violation, aviation security, Chaos, disrupts flights, drone attack, drone incident, drone incident investigation, drone regulations, drone technology, drone threat, emergency response, Flight Cancellations, flight delays, Moscow news, Moscow Oblast, MoscowCraft, three airports, travel disruption

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

blockbusters, Effectiveness, futility, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, Prevention, preventive actions, preventive measures effectiveness, preventive measures futility, preventive solutions, preventive strategies, proactive measures, redundancy, risk management, risk mitigation, risk prevention, risk prevention strategies, security measures, solution, useless

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

Blaze, Caves Advancements, Community, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Graves, Hungry, large projects, LGBTQ, Lore, Map Reset, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, New section, partially, Plain, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!