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CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, animation genius, animation masterpieces, animation style, animation techniques, Anime, anime history, anime industry, artistic vision, blocky, budget constraints, Creative Direction, Dezakis, Greatest anime, iconic anime, influential works, innovative storytelling, Osamu Dezaki, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, Visual Storytelling, visually stunning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8134	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4566	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!