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BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis -
BlockyRiotPardonPalooza
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!
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CapitolEscapeCraft
so, like, u know how there was that whole thing at the US Capitol with all the crazies storming the place? well, one of the fugitives from that whole mess is now seeking asylum in Canada. can u believe it? and get this, he’s hoping for a pardon from Trump! like, good luck with that, buddy.anyways, if u wanna escape the drama of real life and have some fun, u should totally join our Minecraft server. we got all the cool stuff – like, u can build ur own world, go on adventures, and even make friends with virtual llamas. plus, we have this secret underground base that’s only accessible to those who can solve our riddles. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but without all the danger of getting caught by the FBI.
so come on over and join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even run into that fugitive guy looking for a fresh start. just don’t tell him we sent u, k?
