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HolyWarriorMC SMP

1883, border, capitol hill, Catholic, Francis Pope, historical site, History, HolyWarriorMC, incorporation, Maryland, Protestant, Religious, Rome, Rome Maryland, smp, united states, US capitol city, Usa, Virginia, Washington Post

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us and become a part of the wackiest SMP around!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

BlockyBedroomBliss

Adventure, BlockyBedroomBliss, Communication, Connection, creativity, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Open-mindedness, Partners, Passion, relationship satisfaction, romance, satisfaction, sex life, spontaneity, Trust, Variety

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Towns Built:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Emeralds Found:	5648	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old blocky adventures in Minecraft? Looking for a server that will spice up your virtual love life? Look no further! Our server offers a unique twist on gameplay that will have you and your partner crafting in ways you never thought possible.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every block you break brings you closer to your partner in ways you never imagined. From building phallic-shaped structures to role-playing as sexy villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join us for a steamy, scandalous adventure that will leave you and your partner begging for more? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

MeatEatersOnly

adaptation, biology, CARNIVORES, diet, digestion, digestive system, Evolution, evolution of diet, evolutionary biology, GRASS, grass digestion, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, human diet, human evolution, meat, meat digestion, MeatEatersOnly, omnivore evolution, omnivores, plant digestion

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Votes:	4938	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

haha u wanna join dis server cuz we got a bunch of crazy peeps who eat meat but not grass like wtf?? imagine being a human but only eating hot dogs and bacon, that’s us. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got pigs that fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s a whole new level of wackiness, u gotta come check it out. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the cows start doing backflips and the sheep start breakdancing. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

CraftyNudes Minecraft Server

adult content, Amblizz9911, Archive, Chat, collection, Confidential, CraftyNudes, Digital, explicit, Images, kik, long term, messaging app, Minecraft, nudes, ONLINE, Personal, photos, Private, Secure, Server, sexting, sharing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	164068
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server has something truly unique to offer – the legendary Amblizz9911 from Kik nudes collection over the years!

Join our server for the chance to explore the vast world of Minecraft while also uncovering the scandalous secrets of Amblizz9911’s Kik nudes collection. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and surprises await you as you dig deeper into this mysterious treasure trove of… um, interesting content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Amblizz9911’s nudes are actually the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Want to fly like a majestic eagle or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a peek at Amblizz9911’s collection and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a superpowered hero.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilariously absurd journey filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows. Who knew that a Minecraft server could offer such a… unique experience?

Minecraft server: /vn/ – Blockhead Edition

#Readme, Blockhead, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, shitposting, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Votes:	9054	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Love Letters Sent:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels while mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb while battling creepers and zombies in a world where every block tells a story.

Our server is so awesome that even the E-celebs are dying to get in, but sorry folks, no room for them here!

If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the Readme (duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy guide for 4chan VN help 4. Use DeepL to translate error messages because who needs tech support? 5. Just Google it, like seriously.

Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of VNs that will blow your mind.

Download links? We got ’em all, just click and play to your heart’s content.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual novels and blocky adventures, where every thread is a new chapter in the story of our server. Previous thread? Pffft, who needs it when you can jump right into the action right now!

CheeseCraftersUnited

anger issues, CheeseCraftersUnited, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diabetic uncle, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial constraints, flavoring meals, food sharing, grocery shopping, grocery store, household responsibilities, limited diet, living situation, mac n cheese, meal prep, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, shredded cheese

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the real world! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player and her shredded cheese mishap.

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you accidentally use someone else’s resources and have to go on a quest to make things right? Will you face off against angry players with cheese-related anger issues? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server, where every interaction is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you!

NeverDigStraightDown

action, again.., AVOID, CHANGE, consequence, decision, Do, Experience, Future, growth, improve, learn, Lesson, mistake, Move on, Never, NeverDigStraightDown, past, Reflection, regret, repeat

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Farms Harvested:	523	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Joining this Minecraft server! Trust me, I made the mistake of joining once and I ended up getting chased by a pack of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. I thought I could outsmart them by building a fortress out of TNT, but turns out they were immune to explosions. So yeah, never again will I step foot on that server unless I want to risk being turned into a block of cheese by a group of mischievous cows.

GunHoldingNoobs

Crime Prevention, firearm regulations, firearm safety, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence awareness, gun violence epidemic, gun violence in America, gun violence prevention, gun violence prevention measures, gun violence prevention strategies, gun violence research, gun violence statistics, GunHoldingNoobs, second amendment, self defense

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do the cha cha slide. once, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers are the djs. if u join, u might just find a portal to a land made entirely of cheese. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even if it don’t make no sense.

Just a lonely Minecraft server searching for its other half – in Java [modded]!

Adventure, Anime, BUILD, Community, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, lonely, Manga, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, one piece, ONLINE, Other, Pirate, Reset, Roleplay, rules, SEARCHING, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/mct-nth-io/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	One Piece
Mod Pack	Custom
Server Rules	No weird stuff

FAQ

Q: Can the mod pack be changed?

A: If majority of players want a different mod pack, the server may reset.

Q: Are there any rules in the discord server?

A: There are not many rules, just no weird stuff.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the discord server at https://discord.gg/tQcFpmZez6

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, be like, belonging, China, controversy, culture, Dispute, dude, east asia, fr fr, Identity, international relations, Minecraft, Nationality, on god, perspective, Political, rad, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, united states, YeehawCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Buildings Constructed:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	944	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and geography? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we settle these debates in the most epic way possible – through PVP battles! Fight for Taiwan or China in our epic showdowns and prove once and for all who the rightful owner is. Plus, our server has the raddest builds and the dankest memes this side of the blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s settle this once and for all, Minecraft style!

FedoraCraft Minecraft Server

Beginner, command line, community support, Customization, desktop environment, fedora, FedoraCraft, installation, linux, Minecraft, operating system, package manager, SECURITY, Server, software, software repositories, system settings, Tips, Tricks, Troubleshooting, tutorial, Updates, user account

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	153
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you’ve just installed Fedora and have no idea what to do next. Why? Because we have a secret underground society of Fedora-wearing chickens who will guide you on your journey to becoming a Fedora master.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to breakdance. Yes, you read that right. Breakdancing pandas. Need we say more?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Because who doesn’t love a good cheeseburger, especially when it’s covered in diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Fedora-wearing chickens, breakdancing pandas, and diamond cheeseburgers await you!