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Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

CraftyCampusFun

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6073

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8593
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	152558	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	7800
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	258
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!