CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

Never Serve Minecraft SMP Foreign Citizenship

American puppet, anti-government, anti-military, capitalists, citizenship, communist, defiance, demonization, Foreign, foreign citizenship, Government, Ideology, military service, Minecraft, nationalism, Oppression, political beliefs, protest, Ricecels, Serve, smp, solitary confinement, South Korean military

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to avoid serving in any military and fight against oppressive governments! We don’t discriminate against ricecels or any other food group, and we definitely don’t support capitalist puppets. Plus, we have a secret communist society hidden within the server – shh, don’t tell anyone! Serve your time in our virtual world and fight for freedom, equality, and the right to mine diamonds without fear of military service. Join us now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8503	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

HebrewCraft: Bombs Away!

airstrikes, airstrikes in Lebanon, bombs, Conflict, Defense, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, Hezbollah targets, Israeli, Israeli airstrikes, Israeli military, Israeli planes, Lebanese airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, Planes, strike, Targets

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli planes striking hezbollah targets in lebanon! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack! build your own bunker and defend it against the evil forces trying to take over the server. trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Pump SMP – 18+ but act like 12 year olds, with a dash of pure vanilla

act, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Dash, Details, Discord, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Join, Link, Minecraft, multiplayer, OLDS, ONLINE, Play, Pump, Pure, Realm, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, year

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Server Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up only

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.com/invite/c4MhdCwF. The details on how to join will be provided there.

2. Is there any mods or plugins installed on the server?

No, this is a vanilla Minecraft server with no mods or plugins installed.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up. Please make sure they also join the Discord server for instructions on how to join.

DrunkOldTimer’s Minecraft Server

alcohol, comfort, coping, downstairs, Drunk, DrunkOldTimers, escapism, family, generation gap, habits, ISOLATION, john denver, Listening, Living at home, lonely, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old-timer, Routine, self-medication, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	5849	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of living with your old timer parent who won’t stop blasting John Denver while getting drunk downstairs? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise away from the chaos of real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few John Denver sing-alongs (if that’s your thing). So say goodbye to the old timer and hello to a new world of possibilities on our server!

LuckyMascotsMC SMP

anger, Bad Luck, bitterness, Competition, cursed, envy, Frustration, Jealousy, little dudes, LuckyMascotsMC, mascots, misfortune, missed opportunity, POST LUCKY MASCOTS, regret, Resentment, should’ve been me, smp, superstition, superstitions, Unlucky, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mines Excavated:	2145	Farms Harvested:	735
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of being overshadowed by those pesky little Minecraft mobs? Do you feel like you deserve to be the star of the show? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where YOU are the main character! No more getting pushed around by zombies and creepers, it’s your time to shine!

Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?

But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.

ExBlockParty: No Exes Allowed!

ah, Allowed, Apology, Behavior, birthday parties, cakes, children, damages, ex husband, ExBlockParty, exclusion, Exes, family, Group Chat, inflatables, Kids, misbehaving, outbursts, SIL, Son, tantrums, Themes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unruly kids at a birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of inflatable drama and cake chaos.

We promise not to let any knife-wielding children ruin your fun, and if they do, we’ll make sure they pay for the damages (unlike a certain Jane we know). Plus, we offer two parties for the price of one, just in case you need to separate the troublemakers from the well-behaved guests.

So come join us for a virtual birthday bash like no other, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

SecretSMPWhisperer

#classified information, concealed truths, Confessions, confidential matters, guarded truths, hidden confessions, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost secrets, intimate confessions, kept quiet, personal secrets, personal thoughts, private feelings, private musings, private revelations, Secrets, SecretSMPWhisperer, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed information., untold stories

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more secrets than a gossiping llama! Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets, like who actually built that giant statue of a chicken or who keeps leaving random signs with cryptic messages around spawn. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server because there’s always some juicy drama brewing just below the surface. So come join us and see if you can uncover the biggest secret of them all – who keeps stealing all the cake from the community chest!

NoGoToCountryCraft

Adventure, AVOID, Country, culture, Curiosity, curiosity-led, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, geography, Never, NoGoToCountryCraft, Personal, Politics, Safety, tourism, travel, vacation, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you feel like you’re in a never-ending geography lesson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise you’ll never have to worry about visiting the country you never want to go to because on our server, we’ve banned it! That’s right, no more pesky mobs from that country ruining your day. Join us and embark on wild adventures in a world where the only borders are the ones you build yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to that country forever!

BrickSettlersMC

brick structures, bricklaying, Bricks, BrickSettlersMC, brickwork, building materials, building process, building stability, construction, construction techniques, foundation, Masonry, Settling, settling behavior, settling patterns, settling phenomenon, settling process, settling properties, solid foundation, structural integrity, structural settlement

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, come join this minecraft server where bricks do all the work for you! no need to worry about building, just place a brick and watch it settle itself into the perfect structure. it’s like magic, but with bricks.

we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.

so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, cream, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Ice, Land claiming, Lockette, Long-term maps, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, update, Vanilla, View distance, Votes, Yall

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

ancient practices, Country, cranial deformation, cultural identity, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, head measurements, head shape, head shaping, head size, indigenous cultures, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical characteristics, Server, skull binding, skull modification, skull shape, skullcraft, tight skull, traditional beliefs, traditional rituals, unique customs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

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