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Never Serve Minecraft SMP Foreign Citizenship

American puppet, anti-government, anti-military, capitalists, citizenship, communist, defiance, demonization, Foreign, foreign citizenship, Government, Ideology, military service, Minecraft, nationalism, Oppression, political beliefs, protest, Ricecels, Serve, smp, solitary confinement, South Korean military

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to avoid serving in any military and fight against oppressive governments! We don’t discriminate against ricecels or any other food group, and we definitely don’t support capitalist puppets. Plus, we have a secret communist society hidden within the server – shh, don’t tell anyone! Serve your time in our virtual world and fight for freedom, equality, and the right to mine diamonds without fear of military service. Join us now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

The Not-So-Gates of Valhalla – Definitely Not Just Another Survival Multiplayer Server

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Craft, Discord, Events, gameplay, grand opening, Immersive, Ip:, Legacy, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, netherite, NotSoGates, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Valhalla, Website

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8493	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview:

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Imagine the thrill of attempting to obtain Netherite on day one—almost impossible, but are you up for the challenge?

Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start. Our dedicated and experienced staff have created a seamless and immersive experience, ensuring the best gameplay for you.

Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events. Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

Don’t miss out on starting from the ground floor. Join us on August 9th and become part of The Gates Of Valhalla’s growing legacy.

Server Information:

IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	http://www.valhallacraft.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
When is the Grand Opening?	August 9th
What is the benefit of joining as one of the first 50 players?	Enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost
How can I participate in exclusive events?	Join our Discord community
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Unique house-made progression system and thrilling challenges

Ready for the challenge? See you in Valhalla!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Atsuko, BagCraft, basking in the brilliance, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Hina, Hiyori, hoshino, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Perorodzilla, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come up to you and start a flash mob. Or how about riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive limited edition skins like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a fancy dress. And don’t even get us started on the events – from “Sheside outside” to “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade,” you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DeserveItBros Minecraft SMP

Accountability, actions, Behavior, bros, consequences, debate, Decision making, deserve it, DeserveItBros, Ethics, Fairness, Guilt, Innocence, introspection, judgment, Justice, justification, Minecraft, morality, Questioning, Reflection, right or wrong, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got backstabbing, betrayals, and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, or if you want to see someone get pranked so hard they start questioning reality. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

So come on, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: Did he deserve it, bros? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s hilarious anyway).

Mom’s Rent Minecraft Server

adult children, caregiving, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial strain, financial support, generational responsibilities, Guilt, housing costs, intergenerational support, Job Opportunities, mercy, Minecraft, moms, parental expectations, personal boundaries, refusing to pay rent, Rent, Server, sibling relationships, single parents, taking care of parents, working mothers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mines Excavated:	1439
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of your family in the most epic way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of building a virtual world where you can show your mom who’s boss!

On our server, you can create a master bedroom for your mom and let her live like a queen while you sleep in the living room like a true Minecraft warrior. Who needs mercy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about getting a job in the real world, on our server, you can earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Your mom will be so proud of your Minecraft skills, she’ll forget all about those indirect comments.

And don’t worry about paying rent or buying food, because on our server, everything is free! Just imagine the look on your mom’s face when you tell her she can live in your Minecraft mansion rent-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and show your mom that you may not have mercy, but you definitely have mad Minecraft skills. It’s time to game on and take care of your family in the most epic way possible!

WeddingDressCodeViolation

bridezilla, competitive streak, dress color, family drama, family dynamics, inappropriate attire, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, stepsister, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette violation, wedding guest attire, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingDressCodeViolation, white dress

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and white dress wars are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with competitive stepsisters, photobombing shenanigans, and bridezilla accusations.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding with your stepsister, only to have her show up in a white dress that steals the spotlight. Will you keep your cool like a pro or kick her out in a dramatic fashion? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, the drama doesn’t stop there. With guests taking sides and parents getting upset, you’ll have to navigate through a minefield of emotions and guilt. Can you handle the pressure and come out on top?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a happy ending when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions instead? Let the white dress wars begin!

PartyCraftVIPs

Celebrities, Conversation, dinner party, diverse group, dream dinner, dream scenario, eclectic mix, Entertainment, event planning, famous people, fantasy dinner, guests, Historical figures, hypothetical scenario, ideal guests, imaginary event, memorable evening, PartyCraftVIPs, social gathering, unique experience, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Forget dinner parties, join our Minecraft server and party with iconic historical figures instead! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra, mining for diamonds with Albert Einstein, and battling creepers with Genghis Khan. Who needs boring old dinner conversations when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world? Join now and make history come alive in the most unexpected way!

PharaohsRansom Minecraft Server

10M, bank account, cash withdrawal, Corruption, egypt, financial crime, financial records, financial transaction, foreign funds, government investigation, illegal activity, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, money laundering, PharaohsRansom, political controversy, political scandal, presidential campaign, secret probe, Server, suspicious activity, trump

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	522	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

u wanna join dis server cuz we got $10M cash withdrawal drama dat makes Trump look like he took money from Egypt! come build ur empire while dodging secret probes and scandalous accusations! who needs politics when u got Minecraft drama, amirite?! Join now and uncover the truth behind the cash withdrawal chaos!

CraftyFrenchMines

citizen safety, Conflict prevention, CraftyFrenchMines, crisis management., diplomatic relations, european union, evacuation, foreign affairs, France, French citizens, global security, government alert, international news, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, political tension, security risk, travel advisory, travel warning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Votes:	5647

come join our minecraft server and avoid the chaos of real life like france telling people to gtfo of iran. we promise no military escalations here, just blocky fun and endless adventures. plus, our server is so lit that even the french government is recommending it as a safe haven. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to safety and happiness. who needs real life drama when you can build your own world in minecraft? join now and escape the madness!

E-CigCraft: Quit & Build!

BUILD, cigarette quit rates, Daily use, dual use of e-cigarettes and cigarettes, e-cigarette research, e-cigarette use, e-cigarettes, ECigCraft, health benefits, long-term smoking cessation, nicotine addiction, public health, QUIT, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation aid, smoking cessation methods, smoking cessation support, smoking cessation tools, tobacco alternative, tobacco control, tobacco harm reduction, Vaping

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s lit AF, then you gotta check out this one! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing Justin Bieber songs. But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you a better Minecraft player in real life. Like, seriously, people who play on our server have been known to build actual working portals to the Nether in their backyard. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Once upon a time, a bunch of blocky adventurers stumbled into Storyfortune… Good luck surviving the economy and griefing prevention madness!

Abilities, adventurers, auction house, blocky, bunch, Chest Shops, custom heads, decorative heads, discord server, Economy, friendly community, Good, Griefing, java edition, Land claiming, LUCK, madness, Player Economy, player experience, player interaction, Player Warps, Prevention, rules, Safe Area, server trailer, skill levels, smp, Storyfortune, STUMBLED, Survival, Surviving, Time, Toggle PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Server Name	Storyfortune
Server IP	rdt.storyfortune.net
Version	1.21
Discord	https://storyfortune.net/discord
Rules	https://storyfortune.net/rules

Features:

GriefPrevention, Chest Shops, Auction House, Player Warps, /sit, Marriage, Toggle PvP, Head Merchant, Quests, Jobs, ChatGames, mcMMO

Overview:

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience. The server is grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. The server offers various features like player warps, shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and more.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server is grief-free and provides protection for player builds.
Can players create their own shops?	Yes, players can easily create and manage Chest Shops to buy and sell items.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Players have the option to toggle PvP on or off according to their preference.
Are there quests available for players to complete?	Yes, players can complete quests to earn money with the option to choose easy or hard challenges.
What is mcMMO?	mcMMO is a plugin that allows players to earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills on the server.