capitalist – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos
Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.
Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.
Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

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Crafty Capitalist Kingdom
America, Aryan, capitalism, capitalist, communism, Conquest, Crafty, Earth, economic system, ENEMY, Expansion, founding fathers, idiot, Kike, Kingdom, MONEY, Peace, political system, Quiet, supply and demand, Traitor, white race, world conquest
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and systems? Well, look no further! Join our server where we don’t believe in capitalism or communism – we believe in the power of the White Race conquering all!
Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?
Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.
Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

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CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!
anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke
Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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THE CHICKEN BUCKET | Guns/Explosives | Custom Items | Claims | Mature
Active Staff, anti cheat, capitalism, capitalist, Christ, Christian, Claim, Claims, Claimshovel, communist, Community, Custom, Custom Items, customitem, Customitems, Diamond Currency, Drunk, Explosives, freedom, Freespeech, Friendly, Grief, Guns, Gunspvp, Land claiming, Liberalism, libertarian, Libertarian Rules, Liberty, Mature, Maturecommunity, Nochatreports, Noreports, Nuclear, Nuke, nukes, Openminded, Player Economy, Pve Economy, PvP, Raiding, Shops, Single Person Sleep, Socialist, Speech, Survival, TOWN, Towns
THE CHICKEN BUCKETIP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co
GUNS, EXPLOSIVES, CUSTOM ITEMS, FREE MARKET ECONOMY, AND MATURE COMMUNITY!
TCB is an enhanced survival multiplayer experience with custom items, guns, explosives, and many other unique features! TCB truly is an experience like no other.
On TCB, you also are free from the endless restrictions and rules of most servers. Claim your land, create businesses, build towns and cities with your friends, and build up your wealth by creating shops and businesses or perhaps choose to purchase armaments to cause mayhem and destruction!
The choice is yours to craft your legacy on TCB! What are you waiting for?
TOP FEATURES
* Guns and explosives plugin
* Land claiming
* Heads plugin
* Player run economy
* PVP enabled everywhere (Spawn/event zones are the only exceptions!)
* Diamond backed currency (our currency is strong and player driven!)
* Freely raid unclaimed land (no holds barred on unclaimed land!)
* Laid-back rules and regs (our server is more libertarian minded!)
QUALITY OF LIFE
* Single person sleep!
* All standard server commands such as /warp, /sethome, /tpa, etc
* Anti-cheat system
* No irritating phantom mobs!
* Active and helpful staff
* And much more!
You get the idea? Well then, come check it out! You know you want to.IP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co
tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co:25577

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CraftyChinaCosts
chief, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyChinaCosts, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Impose a Cost, International cooperation, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, nato, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Superpowers, Support, West
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.
also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

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BrainItch-Free Zone
Body, brain anatomy, brain function, BrainItchFree, Brains, Cognitive, contemplating, Curiosity, feeling, imagination, Itch, mental health, Mind, neuroscience, Psychology, Sensation, sensory perception, strange, thought, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, Zone
join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, literally! our server is home to the rarest and most majestic winged pigs you'll ever see. they soar through the sky, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. it's like a magical piggy bank in the sky!
if flying pigs aren't enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckzilla? he stomps around, protecting our precious loot and challenging players to epic battles. defeat him and you'll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon. yes, we have dragons too!
but wait, there's more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. they bust out their best moves to the latest tunes while players can join in and show off their dance skills. it's a bone-shaking good time!
so come join us on our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our pixelated world!

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ChargeCraft1600
#1, 600 km, Battery, ChargeCraft1600, eco-friendly, Electric Car, electric car advancements, electric car battery, electric car development, electric car features, electric car industry, electric car innovation, electric car news, electric car performance, electric car range, electric car technology, Electric Vehicle, energy efficient, long range, single charge, sustainable transportation
yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got electric car batteries dat will cover 1,600 km on a single charge! imagine rollin’ up to ur homies in minecraft in a freakin’ tesla, like wut?!? plus, we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, trust me. so come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server
art, art critique, art discussion, artistic interpretation, artistic style, Breakfast, breakfast art, breakfast vs lunch, comparison, creative expression, drawing, food art, food drawing, food illustration, lunch, lunch art, meal art, meal comparison, mealtime, Minecraft, PixelPunch, Server, visual representation
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old breakfast every day? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious lunch buffet for your gaming taste buds!
Join us for a wild ride where breakfast and lunch duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Will the pancakes reign supreme or will the sandwiches take over? Only time will tell on our server where food fights are not only allowed but encouraged!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the ultimate bacon feast. Will you be able to tame this beast and ride it into battle? Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a chance!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest food-themed adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs boring old breakfast when you can have a lunchtime extravaganza like no other? Join us now and let the foodie fun begin!

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ASMRgfDreams Minecraft Server
(Audio), ai, asmr, ASMRgfDreams, audios, CLONE, Content Creation, creativity, Girlfriend, insomnia, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, Paywall, Personalization, Relaxation, script writing, Scripts, Server, Sleep, Technology, voice acting, voice cloning
Are you tired of falling asleep to boring ASMR audios that just don’t cut it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to clone voices and create the most soothing and relaxing ASMR experiences you’ve ever heard!
Imagine drifting off to sleep to the sound of a robotic voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear, all thanks to our advanced AI technology. And the best part? You can run everything locally on your machine, so you can customize your ASMR experience to your heart’s content.
Join our server now and experience the future of ASMR like never before. Who needs boring old bedtime stories when you can have a virtual clone whispering in your ear? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to revolutionize your sleep routine.

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MineCraftyLoveHandles
body image, body positivity, body shaming, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, ED recovery, emotional impact, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, healthy lifestyle, Love and Marriage, MineCraftyLoveHandles, partner expectations, personal boundaries, relationship advice, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, wedding planning, weight comment
🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒
🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎
🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪
💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥
Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

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Blockageddon: The End is Nigh
Apocalypse, apocalyptic theories, armageddon, Blockageddon, catastrophic event, catastrophic predictions, cosmic event, Doomsday, doomsday scenario, End of the World, end times, existential threat, extinction event, final days, global catastrophe, man-made disaster, natural disaster, nigh, planetary destruction, predictions, speculation, world destruction
Join our Minecraft server and find out how the world will end in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Will it be overrun by a horde of zombie chickens? Will a giant creeper explode and destroy everything in sight? The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on in and see for yourself how the world will meet its ridiculous demise!

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FlySucksButNoMosqs
ANNOYING, fly bites, fly control, fly extermination, fly infestation, fly prevention, fly problem, fly repellent, FlySucksButNoMosqs, house flies, house mosquitos, insect control, insects, mosquito bites, mosquito control, mosquito extermination, mosquito infestation, mosquito prevention, mosquito problem, mosquito repellent, Pests
So, like, you know how house flies are, like, super annoying and stuff? well, on this server, we don’t have house flies, but we do have house mosquitos! but don’t worry, they’re, like, totally chill and won’t bother you while you’re building your epic creations.
join our server for the thrill of dodging virtual mosquitos while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a survival game, but with a twist! plus, our mosquitos are, like, super cute and will totally become your new best friends.
so, like, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the mosquitos are friendly and the adventures are endless. who knew getting bit by a mosquito could be so much fun?

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PixelPrincess Minecraft Server
Asian girls, beauty standards, cultural diversity, cultural expectations, Dating in Japan, Diversity, east asian women, gender equality, Gender Roles, girls in japan, Individuality, Japanese culture, japanese girls, Minecraft, modern society, PixelPrincess, relationships, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, traditional values, women in japan
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with creepers and zombies? Well, look no further because our server is home to a rare breed of Japanese girls who are as elusive as the Ender Dragon! These girls are not only skilled builders and redstone wizards, but they also have the power to summon cute anime creatures to help you in your quests.
Join our server and you might just stumble upon a kawaii girl in a maid outfit building a pixel art shrine to her favorite anime character. Or maybe you’ll encounter a ninja girl who can disappear into thin air and leave a trail of cherry blossoms in her wake.
But be warned, these girls are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of PvP and will take you down with their diamond swords faster than you can say “kawaii desu ne!”
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us and experience the magic of Japanese girls in blocky form. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a pixelated waifu!

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AnonCraft Server: Would You Rather?
AnonCraft, Anons, art degree, Black, Caretaker, children, dyed hair, family, Fatherless, girl, hate, Housewife, Kids, Marry, mentally ill, Morals, racist board, Religious, Server, tiktok, virginal, White, zoomerette
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and choose your path to love and chaos! Will you marry a religious, virginal girl with morals who is ready to be a housewife and caretaker for children, but she’s mentally ill and her family will hate you? Or will you marry a zoomerette with dyed hair, an art degree, mental illness, and a TikTok account she posts on every day, who doesn’t want kids and has dated three men before you?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the blocks have personalities! You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next. From block parties to block drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places (or blocks)!

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