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MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	659887	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	7614	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Void Gems Collected:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6419	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	322	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	63	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WorkLifeCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, family, healthy habits, hobbies, mental health, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Prioritization, productivity, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Stress Management, time for yourself, Time management, wellness, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workaholic, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8856	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	6110	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can build giant castles and ride pigs? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and befriending talking cows. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our virtual therapist will help you balance your work and personal life by reminding you to take breaks and prioritize self-care.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stress and hello to endless fun!

WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ores Mined:	4873
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!