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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4771 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1067 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!
