Capital Preservation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

smp, trading strategy, financial markets, liquidated, risk tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

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ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP

passive income, Diversification, Financial Security, inflation protection, asset allocation

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where inflation is the name of the game! Forget about investing in boring blue chip stocks, join us and invest in virtual diamonds and emeralds instead!

Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.

And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

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CashCraft Minecraft Server – Multiply Your Wealth!

short-term, asset allocation, Minecraft, Diversification, capital preservation

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and watch your virtual coins multiply faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our virtual economy is so wild, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on top of giant chickens. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to become the richest player on the server! Who needs real-life money when you can make virtual bank in our insane Minecraft world?

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HeroCraft Minecraft Server

herocraft, Military, children, education, curriculum

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

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UkraineBlockParty

geopolitical tensions, Tension, SECURITY, military strategy, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

handwash, hand cleanliness, bacteria removal, germ elimination, handwashing

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

Tracking, cancer risk, Medical research, long-term effects, BEWARE

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

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UnconsentedMC Server

injustice, be born without consent, UnconsentedMC, Server, Autonomy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

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Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Shinkiba 1st Ring, Next shows, Marigolds, Wrestle Universe, EDION Arena Osaka

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyBF Minecraft Server

CraftyBF, Conversation, mad, Server, sand

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

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