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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2240 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.