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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7673 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
