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NannyMomNoPopIn

6 month old, baby, baby’s mom, cameras, cold, Limit, miss baby, mom, NANNY, nannying, NannyMomNoPopIn, nap time, politely, popping in, Request, screaming fit, Trust, Upset, Visit, work again, work from home

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of constant pop-ins just like this nanny does! Join us for a wild adventure filled with baby screams and camera surveillance – just kidding, we promise there are no cameras in our Minecraft world (unless you count the ones you build yourself)!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the constant interruptions of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any unwanted pop-ins. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for politely asking for some space.

So come join us and say goodbye to the baby screams and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to build a virtual nanny to take care of all your in-game needs!

CraftyCreeper2075

2025, 2075, Advancements, CHANGE, CraftyCreeper2075, culture, Evolution, fashion, Future, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, History, humor, innovation, perspective, predictions, progress, societal norms, speculation, Technology, trends

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	145
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out what people in 2075 will find utterly ridiculous about the year 2025! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling llamas and talking creepers who tell dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server now and be a part of Minecraft history!

Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army

Army, berlin, Conflict, Confrontation, controversy, current events, Defense, desert, desertion, Deserts, Dispute, elon musk, Elons, feud, german army, germany, innovation, Military, News, Rumbles, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Star Shards Collected:	101	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	342989
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the german army has deserted X because they are too busy battling it out with elon musk in a feud that is shaking the very foundations of the virtual world. build your own army of pixelated soldiers and fight alongside berlin in this epic showdown of epic proportions. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and madness that is taking over the server. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane adventure!

Vegas Craft: Where Angeles is Just Too Weird

Angeles, casinos, city, colloquial, Craft, desert oasis, Destination, Entertainment, FAMOUS, iconic, Las Vegas, Nevada, nevada desert, Nickname, nightlife, sin city, tourism, travel, vacation, Vegas, weird

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy and havin’ a blast like it’s a party in vegas but without all the hangovers and regrets, ya feel me? we got diamond rainin’ from the sky and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, we got a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself busts a move every saturday night, it’s lit af fam. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a block party!

Crafty Korean Man Cave

cave, Crafty, Decline, discrimination, gender, gender dynamics, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Korean, male victimhood, man, Masculinity, mental health, objective economic hardship, patriarchy, Perception, research, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, socioeconomic status, South Korean men, traditional roles

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mines Excavated:	1682
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6440
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!

Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.

So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Tirox.net

beloved old maps, classic Minecraft experience, classic Minecraft PvP, Epic PvP Moments, Ffa, game modes, golden days, KitPvP, minecraft 1.8, minecraft 1.8 pvp, minecraft pvp, minecraft server, Nostalgia, Old maps, Parkour, PvP, PvP experience, PvP-Network, reconnecting with the past, reviving the classic, Survival Games, Tirox, well-known players

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Tirox is a Minecraft 1.8 PvP network with the goal of reviving the classic Minecraft PvP experience. Featuring beloved old maps and game modes such as the famous Survival Games, as well as modes like FFA to warm up, Tirox brings back the essence of the golden days of Minecraft PvP. We’ve successfully brought back many former well-known players who used to play back in the day. It’s all about nostalgia, reconnecting with the past, and reliving those epic PvP moments with friends and players who share the same love for the classic Minecraft experience.

play.tirox.net

exciting new mc fantasy server

#exciting, CPU, Discord, Events, FANTASY, Fun, GalaxiteRPG, invite, Joined, Magic, members, Memory, Modded, modpacks, ONLINE, Players, RPG, Server, smp, Specs, SSD, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

GalaxyRPG Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
Server Version	1.19.2
Server Specs	Memory: 16gb of DDR5 RAM SSD: 100gb Seagate SSD CPU: Intel 9 14900K (4 extra threads)

About the Server:

Hello! If you like playing Minecraft with magic/fantasy RPG modpacks, look no further! We are looking for as many players as we can because the more we are, the more fun we have!

This is the modpack we are currently using: Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG

Join our Discord server for updates and future events: https://discord.gg/M7aVUGTvMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
What modpack is the server using?	The server is currently using Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG modpack. You can find it here.
Can I become a member of the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community. Just connect to the server using the provided IP.
What are the server specs?	The server has 16gb of DDR5 RAM, 100gb Seagate SSD, and an Intel 9 14900K CPU with 4 extra threads.

Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

1.20.5, Breeders, challenge videos, comedy, Eco, Entertainment, funny videos, guild, handbreeder, handbreeder challenge, hilarious, humor, internet culture, laugh out loud, Laughter, memes, online content, Popular, Reed edition, social media, trending, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	135
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	638	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

LockOutLols Minecraft Server

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Eviction, family, Fiance, flatmate, friendship, home, Homeless, living situation, locking out, LockOutLols, mental health, Minecraft, pushover, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Tough Decisions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

anxiety relief, Chill, chill vibes, consent, family conflict, GummyCraftCBD, Laughter, legal substances, low-dose gummies, medication dependence, mental health, new job stress, panic attacks, personal issues, Relaxation, Server, sibling bonding, sister support, sisters, stigma, Stoned, support system, THC benefits, THC gummies, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	482
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?