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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7147 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 427441 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!