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LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

anger, concern, controversial topics, Crafty, discrimination, Frustration, Genocide, Hate Speech, incel, internet trolls, Laid, lolz, mad, Misogyny, online harassment, race relations, racism, Server, sexism, sexual frustration, Social Issues, Societal Problems, toxic masculinity, white genocide

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchantments Applied:	294
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2805	Farms Harvested:	290
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SmokingCraft: Where even creepers need a smoke break

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1069	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with random weirdos asking for cigarettes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky smokers! Join us and never worry about being approached for a smoke again. Plus, our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about picking up a bad habit like smoking. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the healthier choice for your lungs and your sanity. Join now and say goodbye to those pesky smokers for good!

Crafty Chick Quest

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3929
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to embark on a wild adventure to find the mysterious girl who holds the key to all the secrets of the universe! Rumor has it she’s hiding in the depths of our server, waiting for brave players to uncover her whereabouts.

But be warned, this girl is no ordinary NPC – she’s a master of disguise and will do everything in her power to evade capture. Team up with fellow players to solve mind-bending puzzles, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain in your quest to find her.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of the hunt, we also offer epic loot, custom plugins, and regular events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly and helpful players who will guide you on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unravel the mystery of the elusive girl!

Pixelated Poo Palace

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	5502
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes and knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a RAINBOW unicorn while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. Or you can build a house made entirely out of COOKIE blocks and live happily ever after.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server out there!

FuelCellFrenzy: Minecraft Madness with 12x100kW Power!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2447
Magic Items Found:	1610	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are equipped with 12 fuel cells at 100kW each! Why, you ask? Because it just works, okay? And why don’t we switch to hydrogen power, you may wonder? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a world record hydrogen train that traveled nearly 3,000km without refueling. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of power we’re talking about on this server. So if you want to experience the thrill of riding a hydrogen train through the virtual world of Minecraft, then this is the place for you!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a link to an article about this amazing feat, just to prove that we’re not making this up. So come join us and let’s ride the hydrogen train to victory together!

Minecrafty McMineface: Genshin Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because Our Crazy Crafty World is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination! Dive into a world where Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara are your best buds and where the Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword) are your trusty weapons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Crimson Night is jealous of our flames. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Feline Fortress Furrdyssey where you can battle alongside adorable cats in epic quests.

So why wait? Join us now and claim your daily check-in rewards before the creeper army steals them all! And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for some sweet loot.

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join Our Crazy Crafty World now and let the adventure begin!

DadRageCraft – Where Even Incels Can Build!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of dealing with angry fathers who don’t understand the complexities of inceldom and feminism? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all players, regardless of their relationship status or beliefs.

Our server is a safe haven for incels who just want to build and mine in peace, without judgment from their parents. We believe in supporting female liberation while also acknowledging the struggles of incels in the dating world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Build your dream world, make friends, and maybe even find love (or at least a virtual girlfriend). Who knows, maybe your angry father will even come around to the idea of supporting your Minecraft adventures!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#Daredevil, #sustainability, 1. nature, adventure 2. travel, backpacking, beauty 5. fitness, blocky, camping, conservation, CREEPERS, discover 3. mountains, environment 9. trailblazing, Exercise, Expedition, Explore, extreme sports, fear, health 6. tranquility, hidden gems, Hiking, Journey, landscape, McBlockface, mindfulness 7. exploration, Off the beaten path, outdoors, Peaceful, quest 8. national parks, Scenic, secret spots 10. adrenaline rush, Serenity, thrill-seeking, Tread, Wanderlust, wellness, wilderness 4. photography

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Towns Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and EPIC loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could defeat the Ender Dragon with just one swing! And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with RARE treasures and enchanted armor that made them invincible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING pigs that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, and maybe even a dancing pig or two. See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

FefeCraft: Where BuffPup and ChibiDoki Get Roasted!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Towns Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Join now to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Buffpup and Chibidoki, the ultimate mean girls of Minecraft!

Witness the SCANDALOUS tweets and deleted messages as players try to navigate their way through the drama-filled world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover the truth or will you get caught up in the chaos?

Join now for a chance to become the ultimate detective and solve the mystery of the century. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back from the DRAMA that awaits you!